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Title: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Magic Wand on January 02, 2007, 01:51:15 am
I think we need a companion thread about our most ghetto characteristic.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Sam Wilson on January 02, 2007, 05:01:39 am
love fried chicken, greens and hot sauce.

If I ever get my dodge charger I'm puttin' 20's on the mofo.

I have no reservations sitting on my stoop in yuppie land drinkin' a 40 w/bluezulu.

90% of my wardrobe is either Ecko or Nike.

Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Lion on January 02, 2007, 07:38:09 am
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*

Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Sam Wilson on January 02, 2007, 08:44:03 am
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*



seriously, you are one pork chop, cobbler eatin' mofo.  Don't even play...  :P ;D
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: The Dark Wright on January 02, 2007, 08:45:46 am
love fried chicken, greens and hot sauce.

If I ever get my dodge charger I'm puttin' 20's on the mofo.

90% of my wardrobe is either Ecko or Nike.

I must admit I love chicken, too.

When my wife and I were deciding on a new family vehicle I stated I didn't care what we got as long as I got to put 22s on it (They spinnin' n***a, they spinnin'!)

I love new, white tennis shoes, fitted caps, and white T's that are about two to three sizes too big.

I always wear a skully to keep my waves intact.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Mastrmynd on January 02, 2007, 09:32:32 am
my half white-half asian friend in hi skool once told me that he was blacker than i was ... ain't that some shizzle?

i dont think i'm a hood rat.
dont smoke or drink or curse or...

i like to have sex...but since i'm married, it's no longer fornication... and i dont have no babymomma's so that's out.

hmmm.

all i got is chicken... but leave the hot sauce in the bottle.

i say "folk" and "shawty" from time to time ... on purpose.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Curtis Metcalf on January 02, 2007, 10:03:10 am
I thought that Peachez Ghetto Fried Chicken video was funny. 
You like the wing? Yep.  You like the thigh? Yep.  You like the white meat? Yep.  You like leg? Yep.
*ducks*
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Static Froggy on January 02, 2007, 12:25:06 pm
I can ball freakishlike

I like fried chicken watermelon and gritz

Orange soda is GODLY
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Marvelous on January 02, 2007, 12:26:46 pm
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*



seriously, you are one pork chop, cobbler eatin' mofo.  Don't even play...  :P ;D

oh dayum if I was still livin at home I woulda been dead by 16 eatin them chops!
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Marvelous on January 02, 2007, 12:31:04 pm
Oh believe me I"m from East Boogie in the fullest. My boss thought I was a funk fakin' Ivy League brotha until one day she heard me at a party in a DEEP conversation with the Torry brothers about snoot and tripe sandwiches

ok ok, I dont think I can get more hood rattier than THAT!  ;D

Snoot and tripe sandwiches, and I thought my dad (RIP) with his deer balls and egg sandwiches was ghetto...thats just country!
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: supreme illuminati on January 02, 2007, 01:49:28 pm
I rock wife beaters and LONG BEACH CITY shirts,love white sports shoes,I'm crazy at almost any sport...ayo Froggy,I'm 5'7" just barely and can DUNK,I'ma show a picture of me doing just that up here one day...been scrappin since BEFORE I left my momma's stomach,90% of the time I'm sweats and a wife beater,and every once in a while I "dress up" to JEANS and a wife-beater...I rap,I dance,I just did a street corner cypher last month...hahaha,some of the gangs around my way (like INSANE CRIPS and ROLLIN 20s) are STILL trying to recruit me,lol...been to the holding cell any number of times,but never because I violated a law,I just been BLACK on the WRONG DAY during GANG SWEEPS and that's all it took.Swear fo GOD that about 1/5 of the hood was in there with me,and we just rapped until it was time for us to leave 3 days later...I listen to hardcore underground hiphop almost exclusively,and I listen to old skool soul,R&B,and jazz at night when I'm going to bed...I have the old skool trenchcoat and Dick Tracy 1930's ganxta fedora my father gave me when it was in style in the 90s and I look damn good in it,lol...I love sex too,I gotta be a nympho...I can C-WALK and B-STEP like a muhfuh,lol...I will engage in a death match with anyone who DARES to TOUCH MY CHICKEN...at one point,I had the dopest and most unique collection of bandannas you ever saw,but my ex and my cuzns straight jacked me for 'em...I have been known to quote SHO NUFF and BRUCE LEROY and CAR WASH and FRIDAY and BOOMERANG during disagreements AND when I'm cosigning with someone...alotta heads swear I'm from the East Coast when I speak English or from Brazil or Puerto Rico when I speak Spanish...love Asian and Latin women,worship sistahs...I still have my Afro pick with the fist (YEAH BOOOOYYYEEEEE I WENT THERE!) even though I'm BALD,lol...I still have my Africa chains and one last Cross Colours jacket...I use 40 oz bottles for target practice.

And I see gyeah a lot.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Sam Wilson on January 02, 2007, 02:19:34 pm
..I have been known to quote SHO NUFF and BRUCE LEROY

Catches BULLETTS with his teeth?  BULLETTS with his teeth?  Ni$#a please...
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Magic Wand on January 02, 2007, 02:29:42 pm
I rock wife beaters

Didn’t wife beaters come from the other side of the tracks?
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Magic Wand on January 02, 2007, 02:33:34 pm
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*



seriously, you are one pork chop, cobbler eatin' mofo.  Don't even play...  :P ;D

Yep.
Check your cholesterol.
And your blood pressure too.

...and ain't you near'bout thirty still living in yo mama's basement?
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Lion on January 02, 2007, 04:03:19 pm
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*



seriously, you are one pork chop, cobbler eatin' mofo.  Don't even play...  :P ;D

Yep.
Check your cholesterol.
And your blood pressure too.

...and ain't you near'bout thirty still living in yo mama's basement?

No... *glares* I live upstairs.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Curtis Metcalf on January 02, 2007, 04:06:41 pm
Oh believe me I"m from East Boogie in the fullest. My boss thought I was a funk fakin' Ivy League brotha until one day she heard me at a party in a DEEP conversation with the Torry brothers about snoot and tripe sandwiches

ok ok, I dont think I can get more hood rattier than THAT!  ;D

Snoot and tripe sandwiches, and I thought my dad (RIP) with his deer balls and egg sandwiches was ghetto...thats just country!
I know a place in E. St. Louis where you can get a coon dinner. 
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Marvelous on January 02, 2007, 04:32:21 pm
Oh believe me I"m from East Boogie in the fullest. My boss thought I was a funk fakin' Ivy League brotha until one day she heard me at a party in a DEEP conversation with the Torry brothers about snoot and tripe sandwiches

ok ok, I dont think I can get more hood rattier than THAT!  ;D

Snoot and tripe sandwiches, and I thought my dad (RIP) with his deer balls and egg sandwiches was ghetto...thats just country!
I know a place in E. St. Louis where you can get a coon dinner. 

See I know im country, born in Goliad Texas...dont even think you can google it!  But COON was on the plate at every family get together.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Curtis Metcalf on January 02, 2007, 05:36:43 pm
See I know im country, born in Goliad Texas...dont even think you can google it!  But COON was on the plate at every family get together.
You're right, coon is country...not ghetto.  There is a correlation but they're not the same thing.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: bluezulu on January 02, 2007, 05:53:27 pm
I mean I don't really have to reply to this thread because just like you picture me...you are mostly right. I am 100 % percent hood through and through I just be fakin at work. Hell I have gotten so good at it it's like a switch that comes on and off lol. When in Rome baby when in Rome.

1) despite having a $100 dollar pampered chef and Tupperware (sp) set, I still use the ghetto ware set. You know cool whip containers. Lol.

2) I drink Keystone light and natural light..tall cans 99 cent a can baby :D. I will drink the goose every know and then though.

3) And like I said in the last thread, try as I might when I get too relaxed and Sam will tell you I will say dat der.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Sam Wilson on January 02, 2007, 06:06:45 pm
and Sam will tell you I will say dat der.

goddammit with the "dat der"  >:( ;D
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Marvelous on January 02, 2007, 06:20:19 pm
2) I drink Keystone light and natural light..tall cans 99 cent a can baby :D. I will drink the goose every know and then though.

You mean you dont drink the Beast?!?  aka Milwalkee's Best
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: bluezulu on January 02, 2007, 07:01:43 pm
that is for guys with mulllets and camaro's.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Marvelous on January 02, 2007, 07:11:48 pm
that is for guys with mulllets and camaro's.

omg  ;D
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Magic Wand on January 02, 2007, 08:26:43 pm
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*



seriously, you are one pork chop, cobbler eatin' mofo.  Don't even play...  :P ;D

Yep.
Check your cholesterol.
And your blood pressure too.

...and ain't you near'bout thirty still living in yo mama's basement?

No... *glares* I live upstairs.

'nuf sed.
Welcome to da 'hood, my brutha!
 :-*
Now gimme twenny dollas.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: voodoochild on January 03, 2007, 09:15:27 am
I...
... curse like a sailor

...occasionally drop "N" bombs

...have been know to butcher the English language in relaxed settings (thanks ESL school district 189!)

...am a reformed petty thief (shoplifting counts, right?)

...dabbled in weed and alcohol before converting to Islam and getting married

..illegally packed pistols back in the day
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Magic Wand on January 03, 2007, 10:53:26 am
I...
...have been know to butcher the English language in relaxed settings (thanks ESL school district 189!)


Ahhhhhh SNAP!
You're from Boogie?
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!   
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Curtis Metcalf on January 05, 2007, 08:12:47 am
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*



seriously, you are one pork chop, cobbler eatin' mofo.  Don't even play...  :P ;D

Yep.
Check your cholesterol.
And your blood pressure too.

...and ain't you near'bout thirty still living in yo mama's basement?

No... *glares* I live upstairs.
and ain't you a FAMU alumni?  and a Marching 100 alum at that?  Something must have rubbed off on you while you were there.  Just sayin'...
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Lion on January 05, 2007, 08:57:16 am
Yes, I am a FAMU Alum, but I wasn't in the 100. After going to their band camp, I blew my stack with n...egroes and decided to hell with it and went in the choral music direction instead. (So, I was in the choir.) I still have mad respect for them and even MORE respect for Dr. White when he jerks their shirttails.

But... nope... Nothing rubbed off while I was there. I'm afraid that my colorful vocabulary was already well-established long before I set foot on FAMU campus.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: supreme illuminati on January 05, 2007, 11:02:49 am
Ayo,I regularly drop in on street cyphers and street lyrical battles as well as battle tourneys.Ya boi is nasty,lol...and I don't think tank tops aka wife beaters originated on the other side of the tracks,but ieven if it did...I been wearin them literaly as far back as I can remember.So have almost every hood head I know.I rock creases in my jeans so sharp that they can split atoms.I WILL go UFC on you for stepping on my new shoes...and I'll pistol whip you for stepping on my WHITE new running shoes.I still have a weakness for kool aid...what flavor? RED!! Hahahahaha!!! Ummm...what else...periodically I jump on the bus and ride to wherever,juss to make sure that I'm in touch with my pipples.I know almost every bus driver in Long Beach that drives from North Long Beach to downtown,lol.I'm soo well known that this year I'm advertising my martial arts classes to the drivers there and I don't haveto pay for it...they'll take my flyers an whatnot into their lunch room and bulletin boards just because I requested it.That's another 2K a month from March to September.Cha-ching! GIMME DA LOOT GIMME DA LOOT...I'M A BAD,BAD...! Sorry for the Biggie flashback there...

I'm so hood that I wore a red AND a blue bandanna on the same day at the same time,and not only did nothin happen to me...but some girls started copying me.That's love,lol.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: mizrepresent on January 05, 2007, 04:34:05 pm
-I love fried chicken, bbq, greens and mac & cheese, and watermelon, and i like it when it drips from my chin too!
-I love R&B, some rap, and i think i can dance to anything, and i can. old and new dances. I will have a dance off with anyone, young or old, cuz that's me! (lol) Now my nieces ask me at every family gathering, "auntie, you gonna do your dance?"
-Although, i'm professional, lady, 99% of the time, some mofo, will get me to acting a fool. I don't like to go there, but i have and will, with anyone. Growing up with 4 brothers made me tough, if i would fight them, i'd fight anybody. I ain't scared.
-I'm very flexible, and quite the chameleon, able to switch back and between personnas, classes, ethnicity without flinching, so being ghetto when i need to be, or feel like it ain't no problem for me..i can be a sister, and a sista!
-Our family still like to play records, yeah, and sing and dance.
-Even though i got screwdrivers, i will still use a butter knife.
-Can't stand to throw away nothing, including those plastic grocery bags, and yep, i reuse old margarine containers.
-I got a black jesus and mary in figurines and pics.
_I ain't gonna lie...i love all of me.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: supreme illuminati on January 06, 2007, 12:26:41 am
-I love fried chicken, bbq, greens and mac & cheese, and watermelon, and i like it when it drips from my chin too!
-I love R&B, some rap, and i think i can dance to anything, and i can. old and new dances. I will have a dance off with anyone, young or old, cuz that's me! (lol) Now my nieces ask me at every family gathering, "auntie, you gonna do your dance?"
-Although, i'm professional, lady, 99% of the time, some mofo, will get me to acting a fool. I don't like to go there, but i have and will, with anyone. Growing up with 4 brothers made me tough, if i would fight them, i'd fight anybody. I ain't scared.
-I'm very flexible, and quite the chameleon, able to switch back and between personnas, classes, ethnicity without flinching, so being ghetto when i need to be, or feel like it ain't no problem for me..i can be a sister, and a sista!
-Our family still like to play records, yeah, and sing and dance.
-Even though i got screwdrivers, i will still use a butter knife.
-Can't stand to throw away nothing, including those plastic grocery bags, and yep, i reuse old margarine containers.
-I got a black jesus and mary in figurines and pics.
_I ain't gonna lie...i love all of me.

we love all of you too,lol
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Curtis Metcalf on April 02, 2007, 08:16:49 am
Bump
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: BarbaraB on April 02, 2007, 11:10:28 am
-I think 3-6 mafia deserve their grammy.

- If I eat at your house I'm taking home a plate so you better have some aluminum foil and paper plates.

-If I'm in a black neighborhood looking for something to eat, I will go to the dirtiest place with the sketchiest looking people out front.

-I have about 20 pairs of giant hoop earrings, ranging in size from big to huge.

-I love Maury.

-favorite candy - nowlaters (green, purple, red)

-I just woke up. Its 1:30 pm.

-Its been a long time since I've had name brand cereal.

-I've been known to eat a bag of chips and start on a soda before paying while I shop in the store.

-I think being left in the car while your mom goes in to shop for hours builds character and I will be doing the same to my kids.

-I have a couple airbrushed tees, and I wear them often.

-I understand that fried chicken is just as delicious cold as it is hot.

-My kool-aid (red) is off the chain

-I cuss in front of everyone except my mom.

-I go to the movie theatres in the hood when a scary movie comes out 'cause I love yelling at the screen.

-I have bought jewelry/electronics/musical instruments off of someone in the street.

-If I go to red lobster I'm taking home my extra biscuits in a doggy bag (yes thats ghetto! I used to work there, and don't nobody care about the biscuits like black folk. However, if you hook black people on extra biscuits you get much better tips)
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Catch22 on April 02, 2007, 11:59:13 am
-I don't just love fried chicken...I think fried chicken is your friend!
-Catfish (See Above)
-Grits (see #1)
-I put water in a ketchup/salad dressing bottle and shook it up to get every last bit out
-I cut open toothpaste tubes to get the residue
-The Apple Jolly Rancher is a staple food
-I once put a bill in my mama name
-I'll fry anything!
-I love Maury, too - Watched it this morning (I was telecommuting) whycum people come on there for the 6 or 7th paternity test.  Just chalk it up to the game..you may as well have the child ask every strange man..."Are you my daddy?"
-I don't own slippers...I wear house shoes!
-My friends call me "Angry Black Man" coz I don't take any mess when we go out. 
-I have asked store managers if "I was gonna hafta snatch them up" to get a desired outcome.


Other than that...I'm the perfect gentleman.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Mastrmynd on April 02, 2007, 02:19:18 pm
man... i forgot about this thread.

i am just hear to see babarab claim her hoodrattiness.
this should b funny.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: BarbaraB on April 02, 2007, 07:02:49 pm

-The Apple Jolly Rancher is a staple food


I had a friend who bit down on one and got his top pointy tooth stuck, and when he tried to open his mouth he pulled his tooth out   :P bleh

man... i forgot about this thread.

i am just hear to see babarab claim her hoodrattiness.
this should b funny.

It feels good to have a valid Negro card again.



Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Jenn on April 03, 2007, 12:51:49 pm
I thought that Peachez Ghetto Fried Chicken video was funny. 

BOW YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!!!
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Catch22 on April 03, 2007, 12:56:11 pm

-The Apple Jolly Rancher is a staple food


I had a friend who bit down on one and got his top pointy tooth stuck, and when he tried to open his mouth he pulled his tooth out   :P bleh



That brotha had deeper issues than a Jolly Rancher!  LOL  You gots to have mad skillz to work a jolly rancher!
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Curtis Metcalf on April 03, 2007, 07:07:49 pm
I thought that Peachez Ghetto Fried Chicken video was funny. 

BOW YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!!!
Naw, the Hood-Rats thread is no place for shame.
"You like the wing? Yep. You like the thigh? Yep. You like the white meat? Yep. You like leg? Yep."
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: BarbaraB on April 03, 2007, 08:04:29 pm
I thought that Peachez Ghetto Fried Chicken video was funny. 

BOW YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!!!
Naw, the Hood-Rats thread is no place for shame.
"You like the wing? Yep. You like the thigh? Yep. You like the white meat? Yep. You like leg? Yep."

The sh*t is catchy.

Has anyone heard the lipgloss song. They're actually playing that sh*t on the radio.



-The Apple Jolly Rancher is a staple food


I had a friend who bit down on one and got his top pointy tooth stuck, and when he tried to open his mouth he pulled his tooth out   :P bleh



That brotha had deeper issues than a Jolly Rancher!  LOL  You gots to have mad skillz to work a jolly rancher!

LOL you gonna make me go down to the corner store and get a handful of jolly ranchers, along with some bbq chips and a 25 cent juice.
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Catch22 on April 03, 2007, 08:35:37 pm
Cool...since you're going anyway....bring me back a frozen and some pixie stix! ;D
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Magic Wand on August 18, 2010, 10:11:50 am
Reboot!
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: BmoreAkuma on August 19, 2010, 10:44:40 am
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Im sorry I just have to do that ROFL
Title: Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
Post by: Afro Samurai on August 19, 2010, 11:59:43 am
^Yo that game over beat in that game, sound like some west coast hip hop.

I love fried chicken, hot sauce, used the words: "aint", "naw", "aiight", "mad" as in "alot", love dirty rap songs........that about it.