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Hard Choices / Space Station or Atlantis?
« on: January 29, 2009, 02:50:01 pm »
You are all alone in one of two residences!

You will have all the air, food and toys you so desire in your isolation!

Basically it is a government funded job of great importance in which you must serve a years time before being financially set for life! (I added that in to offset the worst case scenarios of my other polls! SMILE!)

REALLY BIG MONEY... OK!


Will you commit to living on the moon with no gravity and an off and on view of the earth and the stars and whatever your high powered telescope can see? (UFO's?)

or

Will you commit to living under thousands of pounds of water pressure with a constant view of all the wonderful aquatic life swimming around you? (Giant Sea Monsters?)


You now have 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds to live with your choice!


Did I say REALLY BIG MONEY? Make it GIGANTIC!


And cable TV access via satellite so you don't go Tom Hanks crazy and start talking to a volleyball! LOL!


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Hard Choices / SHARKS or SNAKES?
« on: January 29, 2009, 11:41:42 am »
For one full hour you must either swim in open water with Great White Sharks or spend one hour in a closed casket full of poisonous Snakes!

Sharks: You have seen people on those wild life shows swimming with great white sharks and even touching and rubbing their noses, but on the other hand their is footage of them tearing a leg off in those bloody feeding frenzies that could happen at any moment!

Snakes: Their have been people in closed rooms full of snakes and many snake charmers use deadly ones as pets not to mention the handling of serpents by trained professionals!


There is no guarantee that either species will make aggressive moves at you but also no guarantee that they won't!

The clock starts at 59 minutes and 59 seconds!

Choose the ocean or the coffin!


P.S. The snakes include but are not limited to cobras, mambas, vipers and the top ten deadliest from Australia! (R.I.P. The Crocodile Hunter!)

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Hard Choices / THE TIGHT ROPE OR THE FALLS?
« on: January 23, 2009, 07:24:13 pm »
Just keeping it HECTIC!

You can balance yourself across a tightrope from one skyscraper to the next!

OR...

Go over Niagra Falls in a sealed barrel!














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Hard Choices / Hot or Cold?
« on: January 19, 2009, 02:51:26 pm »
You are at a crossroads!

Two paths of equal 7 day distance in opposite directions are your choices!

You will be equipped with all the supplies you need to make either journey!

But you will be discomforted and challenged by extreme heat or frigid cold!

Which path do you choose?

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Hard Choices / PLANE OR SUBMARINE!
« on: January 17, 2009, 12:43:16 pm »
You are on a flight miles up or submerged miles below!

The captain and his crew are incapacitated and no other passengers are equipped to help!

You will have radio contact from someone to help guide you in safely but you will have to learn all that you need to know in less than an hour and on the go! 59 minutes 59 seconds and counting!

Your options are the risk of crashing the plane or sinking the submarine!

I believe the true BLACK PANTHER fans will except this challenge with courage and honor!

WHAT WOULD T'CHALLA DO?


(Does this in any way mean that I have super villain tendencies? Where's my straight jacket?)

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Hard Choices / BLACK PANTHER FEET PAJAMAS or LUKE CAGE TIARA?
« on: January 16, 2009, 01:36:17 pm »
Your boys are about to pick you up to go CLUBBIN!

You lost a bet and have to choose either of the 2 to go out in!

Remember that the BRIGHT YELLOW SHIRT has to be unbuttoned with matching chain around your waist and "YO BOYZ" do not know what you are going to wear when they pick you up! LOL!

THE BLACK PANTHER feet pajamas come with a matching cape and no mask to hide your face and a utility belt full of useless gadgets!

The finest LADEEZ as well as all the HEAVY HITTERS in the industry will be at the clubs and this will carry your reputation for as long as they remember your face! You are hitting EVERY major club... NO EXCEPTIONS!


This is where we separate the MEN from THE FANBOYZ!

It's easy to buy comics and hide them under the pillow but to dress up as one and it is not COMICON or HOLLYWOOD BLVD then the choices become even more difficult!


HMMMMM?








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Panther Politics / THE TROPHY WIFE!
« on: January 15, 2009, 11:46:34 pm »
This may have already been covered in another thread so bare with me!


Most famous or powerful men usually choose a wife or significant other that is beautiful but never a rival to their own status out of fear of being over shadowed!

You often see super star celebrities or athletes with the high maintenance super models or QT that rarely have a voice of their own! To each his own!

Isn't it interesting the choice of wife that THE BLACK PANTHER made?

In real life most men would avoid the woman with abilities to cause high extreme winds at the dinner table let alone speak her own mind!

I remember some men being very upset at MICHELLE OBAMA in a recent interview with PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA where they felt that she over stepped her bounds by interrupting him during the conversation! Excuse the intelligent lawyer in her!

This power couple dynamic can change the standard by which we choose a mate!

THE BLACK PANTHER has changed the game forever!

Just say "NO" to women who can't fly, create cyclones or lead high profile super teams!

JUST KIDDING!

But what do you think of this as far as reality is concerned?




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General Discussion / DEAR REGGIE!
« on: January 15, 2009, 09:16:45 pm »
What did you do with that cell phone I gave you in SAN DIEGO at THE COMICON when you were at the podium just before showing THE BLACK PANTHER ANIMATION?

I hope you did the super hero thang and turned it in instead of making long distance calls to NEW ZEALAND!

Did anyone claim it?

or...

Who did you call first?

LOL! ;)

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Hard Choices / OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« on: January 14, 2009, 02:01:03 pm »
PROS and CONS!

Both can sing songs at a moments notice!

Both are loyal and hard working!

The OOMPA LOOMPAS grew up hard being prey to WHANGDOODLES, SNOZWANGERS and VERMICIOUS KNIDS before WILLY WONKA gave them below slave wages at his CHOCOLATE FACTORY!

The MUNCHKINS grew up hard under a WICKED WITCH that oppressed them until DOROTHY'S house fell on her and left them in less than a THIRD WORLD condition without their main DICTATOR to tell them what to do!

You are going to get DISSED either way hanging with them so which one of these are you rolling to the party with and why!

This also includes hanging out on the corner, Bar Mitzvahs, ball games and all other social gatherings!

KILLING YOURSELF IS NOT AN OPTION!

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Black Panther / PREDATOR OR PREY?
« on: January 13, 2009, 06:20:34 pm »
The BLACK PANTHER has been summoned to the depths of his own jungle to investigate a series of killings!

Upon arrival to the scene he finds that someone or something has been hunting his pet BLACK PANTHERS slaughtering them and hanging them skinless from the trees!

This unholy offense against the PANTHER CLAN cannot go unpunished!

T'CHALLA dons his traditional ceremonial PANTHER warrior gear and goes on the hunt for an adversary that seems to leave no visible traces or patterns of evidence to his/her or its' whereabouts!

As the mighty king ventures further into the darkness of his own domain his heightened senses inform him that he is now the one being hunted!

Three laser dots appear on the breast plate of his vibranium weave armor just above his beating heart!

MARVEL COMICS best hand to hand combat fighter looks up just as his adversary unveils himself from a light bending invisible cloaking camouflage!

Hunting season in WAKANDA has just begun!


PREDATOR VS BLACK PANTHER!



(If BATMAN and SUPERMAN can fight the PREDATOR why not BLACK PANTHER and STORM?)





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