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Hard Choices / Re: SHARKS or SNAKES?
« on: January 29, 2009, 08:10:26 pm »
That was a good one JLI!


Quint: "Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women!"



(Now tie me a sheep shank!)

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Hard Choices / Re: SHARKS or SNAKES?
« on: January 29, 2009, 06:43:32 pm »
But sharks can be reasoned with because they just wanna be... HELD!


Have you hugged a shark today?


SWIM FOOL WHAT!

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Latest Flicks / Re: The Black Star Wars!
« on: January 29, 2009, 06:39:47 pm »
YEP!


And still using Colt 45 to get at Princess Leia who would then be sporting inter-galactic braids!


Chewbacca might look a little weird though!

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Latest Flicks / The Black Star Wars!
« on: January 29, 2009, 03:36:46 pm »
If they ever... ever... forever ever... get the Black Panther movie out of development HECK, then I believe that it has the chance of becoming THE BLACK STAR WARS!

Of course that would include a co-starring Storm! Not a cameo Storm but something with a few more lines than Halle had in the X-Men trilogy! (JENN hasn't killed me yet?)

So what that means is brothaz camping out weeks before the show opens dressed in full feet pajama Black Panther suit and cape!

I'm not feeling The Luke Cage solo movie so he should cameo up in this one as bodyguard to an up and coming songstress named Monica Lynne! This ensures their paths crossing!

Storm can be a mutant refugee seeking asylum in Wakanda escaping worldwide persecution and falling HARD for a brother in a PANTHER SUIT!

The "GUVMENT" should consider Storm a living weapon of mass destruction making her sanctuary provider an enemy of the state! Call in SHIELD and The Avengers for an invasion and it is on and popping!

There of course is the whole Greek Tragedy and whatnot concerning Klaw killing T'CHAKA and inner circle plots to over throw the king and his new white haired "weather witch" that nobody in Wakanda likes except her handsome host!

So how would you do THE BLACK STAR WARS?



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Black Panther / Re: The best Panther lies you've encountered
« on: January 29, 2009, 03:20:40 pm »
With JENN I might be safer with the fanbratti! LOL!


I think that black super heroes will get their just due in time!

Right now BP and STORM are getting the fire hose 60's treatment!

Or the "Whites Only" style of harassment in a comic book form!

Years from now they will be like Tiger Woods is in golf and just the norm!

At first I was skeptical to what Reggie was doing when he paired them up particularly because it was at Marvel and I just "KNEW" they were going to bust that thing up in less than a year!

So here we are 40+ issues later!

I would come over to this forum and read the posts like "Are these guys still here?" I doubted a little bit! Or a lot!

What is sad is that after Reggie is moved on to other things some dude will come in and take the story to new heights like President Obama did after Dr. King because pioneers are never the ones to reap the benefits of their work!

That is the way it is! You struggle with a new concept while someone else prospers from it later!

So when the Black Panther movie comes out with Storm co-starring they not even going to invite Reggie to the premier! (I'm just kidding about that part!)



THANX for the welcome Mastrmynd!

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Hard Choices / Re: Space Station or Atlantis?
« on: January 29, 2009, 03:02:09 pm »
You can also drive that submarine we budgeted for you in Atlantis!

But where you driving too?

Off roading isn't the most comfortable joy ride especially in zero gravity!

The 100th time around that same old crater gets old month after month!

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Hard Choices / Re: SHARKS or SNAKES?
« on: January 29, 2009, 02:58:55 pm »
Snakes are cold blooded reptiles that act tame only at consistent feedings!

Many of snakes have turned on their owners because... they are snakes!

And because snakes are more afraid of you they will use their only defense of striking to put you down before they get harmed themselves!

PLUS... snakes of different species confined in an area together will behave hostile towards one another so 1 hour of agitated snakes slithering around you is a looooooong time to sit still with!


Then again... great white sharks are the most nosiest of sharks!

They will investigate any movement just to see if it is edible or not or a potential threat!

SNIFF SNIFF!

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Hard Choices / Space Station or Atlantis?
« on: January 29, 2009, 02:50:01 pm »
You are all alone in one of two residences!

You will have all the air, food and toys you so desire in your isolation!

Basically it is a government funded job of great importance in which you must serve a years time before being financially set for life! (I added that in to offset the worst case scenarios of my other polls! SMILE!)

REALLY BIG MONEY... OK!


Will you commit to living on the moon with no gravity and an off and on view of the earth and the stars and whatever your high powered telescope can see? (UFO's?)

or

Will you commit to living under thousands of pounds of water pressure with a constant view of all the wonderful aquatic life swimming around you? (Giant Sea Monsters?)


You now have 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds to live with your choice!


Did I say REALLY BIG MONEY? Make it GIGANTIC!


And cable TV access via satellite so you don't go Tom Hanks crazy and start talking to a volleyball! LOL!


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Hard Choices / Re: THE TIGHT ROPE OR THE FALLS?
« on: January 29, 2009, 02:31:10 pm »
Sometimes it is not about death... but life!

Do you feel more comfortable being in control of your destiny?

Or do you prefer outside forces having the last say in your fate?



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Hard Choices / Re: SHARKS or SNAKES?
« on: January 29, 2009, 02:27:59 pm »
Spiders or Scorpions?

(A thread inside a thread!)


YEAH! I'm not a drinker but there must be some type of SIZZURP in the air!

(Just wait until my next hard choice... get your straight jacket ready I might be in need of some counseling soon!)

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Black Panther / Re: The best Panther lies you've encountered
« on: January 29, 2009, 02:22:51 pm »
I go to CBR all the time and even posted the PREDATOR vs BLACK PANTHER thread that I originally started here! Got some good responses too!

Don't fear the FANBRATTI... they should fear YOU!

If you and your significant other are dressed like BP and STORM and get surrounded by Dr. Doom, Magneto, The Green Goblin, The Abomination and whoever else wants it then you go to CONTINGENCY PLAN 101 and take it to them room service style!

What would T'CHALLA and STORM do?

Let the HATERS HATE!

Now get back in there and deal with those bad guys with wisdom, wit and wherewithal!



Besides... this is no different than any other form of Black empowerment or integration type of movement!

Given enough time BP and STORM can gain acceptance or respect as a power couple just like the Obamas, The Cosby Show or GOOD TIMES! (LOL)

In time they will be synonymous together as one even though they each have a different fan base!

People are just getting used to a Black Man in the drivers seat of the most powerful country on earth... or is that EARTH 2? or 3? (Continuity is a mother!)

As Alfred told Master Wayne in The Dark Knight movie in how to deal with The Joker... "ENDURE!"

In time some comic book miracle will happen and a BLACK PANTHER MOVIE will be green lit and them folks at FOX will give that STORM license up and allow an EPIC motion picture to take place with lots of love and tornados over WAKANDA and sunshine inside of hurricanes and...

And then HALLE BERRY will reprise her role as... I mean... er... uh sorry JENN! (blushes)

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Hard Choices / Re: SHARKS or SNAKES?
« on: January 29, 2009, 01:48:48 pm »
I'm not "HIGH" or "DRUNK"... I'm just drawn that way! LOL!


Important Note: Great Whites are the only shark known for sticking its' head out of the water to look at its' potential prey! Other sharks just show their dorsal fin and attack beneath the surface of the water while great whites often breach the surface and crash down on seals or whatever they are trying to eat at that time! Maybe you! But it is said that most sharks don't like the taste of human flesh! Then again... most brothers don't go that far out into the ocean so maybe they would prefer DARK MEAT if they sampled it!

Now get in that water before that shark does a stare down!


Michael Jackson: (chorus) "I always feel like... somebody's watching meeeeeee!"

(You know the song!)

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Hard Choices / SHARKS or SNAKES?
« on: January 29, 2009, 11:41:42 am »
For one full hour you must either swim in open water with Great White Sharks or spend one hour in a closed casket full of poisonous Snakes!

Sharks: You have seen people on those wild life shows swimming with great white sharks and even touching and rubbing their noses, but on the other hand their is footage of them tearing a leg off in those bloody feeding frenzies that could happen at any moment!

Snakes: Their have been people in closed rooms full of snakes and many snake charmers use deadly ones as pets not to mention the handling of serpents by trained professionals!


There is no guarantee that either species will make aggressive moves at you but also no guarantee that they won't!

The clock starts at 59 minutes and 59 seconds!

Choose the ocean or the coffin!


P.S. The snakes include but are not limited to cobras, mambas, vipers and the top ten deadliest from Australia! (R.I.P. The Crocodile Hunter!)

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Hard Choices / Re: Beverly Johnson or Iman?
« on: January 26, 2009, 04:02:53 pm »
IMAN!





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Hard Choices / Re: THE TIGHT ROPE OR THE FALLS?
« on: January 26, 2009, 09:02:52 am »
Staying on the ground is not an option!

This is HARD CHOICES!

Did I mention that you get one of those balancing poles for your tight rope walk?

Did I tell you that it is a designer NIKE barrel with a Playstation inside and all the donuts you can eat?

DON'T BE SKURRED!

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