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Hard Choices / Re: HARD CHOICES: LAWRENCE or DENZEL
« on: January 26, 2009, 08:57:09 am »
BOYZ IN DA HOOD!                             "Give me the GUN TREY!"

WHAT'S LOVE GOTTA DO WITH IT!         "I'm in yo head women!"

THE MATRIX TRILOGY!                         "The blue pill or... the red pill!"

SCHOOL DAZE!                                   "WAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUP!"

(Stop me at anytime people!)


All these are classic and quotable roles for life!

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Hard Choices / THE TIGHT ROPE OR THE FALLS?
« on: January 23, 2009, 07:24:13 pm »
Just keeping it HECTIC!

You can balance yourself across a tightrope from one skyscraper to the next!

OR...

Go over Niagra Falls in a sealed barrel!














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Hard Choices / Re: HARD CHOICES: LAWRENCE or DENZEL
« on: January 23, 2009, 03:15:48 pm »
THEY SHOT CORNBREAD!


nuff said!

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Hard Choices / Hot or Cold?
« on: January 19, 2009, 02:51:26 pm »
You are at a crossroads!

Two paths of equal 7 day distance in opposite directions are your choices!

You will be equipped with all the supplies you need to make either journey!

But you will be discomforted and challenged by extreme heat or frigid cold!

Which path do you choose?

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Hard Choices / Re: PLANE OR SUBMARINE!
« on: January 19, 2009, 02:40:19 pm »
The real dilemma is would you rather see it coming or not!

The plane is by sight but the sub is by radar!

To see or not to see... that is the question!

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Hard Choices / Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« on: January 19, 2009, 02:37:17 pm »
WHAT?

The OOMPA LOOMPAS came right off the top of the dome according to the situation!

They had rhymes for kids who were spoiled, fat, obnoxious and gross!

If charlie had messed up they would clapped at him too!

Put the OOMPA LOOMPAS in a circle with your favorite rappers and watch them flow!

The Munchkins were only good for that already rehearsed chorus!

They had songs pre-prepared for the day that The Wicked Witch fell off!

No improv or freestyling what so ever!

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General Discussion / Re: porn issues...
« on: January 19, 2009, 02:30:12 pm »
I did not know you all got down like that!

I'll cover my eyes next time!


(Where can a brotha safely post threads without pop up porn invading his eye sight?) ::)


OK! I peeked just a little!

Maybe just a little more than a little!


(Where's the confession booth?) :-[



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Hard Choices / PLANE OR SUBMARINE!
« on: January 17, 2009, 12:43:16 pm »
You are on a flight miles up or submerged miles below!

The captain and his crew are incapacitated and no other passengers are equipped to help!

You will have radio contact from someone to help guide you in safely but you will have to learn all that you need to know in less than an hour and on the go! 59 minutes 59 seconds and counting!

Your options are the risk of crashing the plane or sinking the submarine!

I believe the true BLACK PANTHER fans will except this challenge with courage and honor!

WHAT WOULD T'CHALLA DO?


(Does this in any way mean that I have super villain tendencies? Where's my straight jacket?)

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Panther Politics / Re: THE TROPHY WIFE!
« on: January 16, 2009, 05:16:43 pm »
I forgot about that thing called L-O-V-E!

Won't happen again! ::)

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Hard Choices / Re: BLACK PANTHER FEET PAJAMAS or LUKE CAGE TIARA?
« on: January 16, 2009, 03:33:42 pm »
I forgot to mention the BUCCANEER BOOTS that LUKE CAGE wears!

So... GABRIELLE UNION, EVA MENDEZ, KERRYY WASHINGTON and NIA LONG are at the club asking about you! And any other of your choices of ladies that you can think of or prefer!

YO BOYZ show up MAD DEEP in the truck to scoop you up and you come to the door dressed as...???



NOTE: Being the FANBRO that I am I probably would not have to lose a bet to do this cause I am secure enough in my COMIC BOOK COCKINESS and will sport feet pajamas to a UNITED NATIONS meeting! But that's just me! (Where are my meds?) LOL!

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Hard Choices / BLACK PANTHER FEET PAJAMAS or LUKE CAGE TIARA?
« on: January 16, 2009, 01:36:17 pm »
Your boys are about to pick you up to go CLUBBIN!

You lost a bet and have to choose either of the 2 to go out in!

Remember that the BRIGHT YELLOW SHIRT has to be unbuttoned with matching chain around your waist and "YO BOYZ" do not know what you are going to wear when they pick you up! LOL!

THE BLACK PANTHER feet pajamas come with a matching cape and no mask to hide your face and a utility belt full of useless gadgets!

The finest LADEEZ as well as all the HEAVY HITTERS in the industry will be at the clubs and this will carry your reputation for as long as they remember your face! You are hitting EVERY major club... NO EXCEPTIONS!


This is where we separate the MEN from THE FANBOYZ!

It's easy to buy comics and hide them under the pillow but to dress up as one and it is not COMICON or HOLLYWOOD BLVD then the choices become even more difficult!


HMMMMM?








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Panther Politics / Re: THE TROPHY WIFE!
« on: January 16, 2009, 01:09:48 pm »
I sure wish my wife could fly!

This would save a whole lot of money on vacation trips!

Although she does not read comic books or even likes STAR WARS for that matter she does raise the standard for our son in the education department!

It has got to be a challenging issue for THE BLACK PANTHER who could have ended up playing background singer for MONICA LYNNE!

So should single men seek companionship of someone who many may view as better than themselves to make them meet higher expectations?

This is not to say by any means that ORORO is better than T'CHALLA but her status is something most men do not come across in their super hero lifetime ever!

AND... good post STAN!

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Panther Politics / THE TROPHY WIFE!
« on: January 15, 2009, 11:46:34 pm »
This may have already been covered in another thread so bare with me!


Most famous or powerful men usually choose a wife or significant other that is beautiful but never a rival to their own status out of fear of being over shadowed!

You often see super star celebrities or athletes with the high maintenance super models or QT that rarely have a voice of their own! To each his own!

Isn't it interesting the choice of wife that THE BLACK PANTHER made?

In real life most men would avoid the woman with abilities to cause high extreme winds at the dinner table let alone speak her own mind!

I remember some men being very upset at MICHELLE OBAMA in a recent interview with PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA where they felt that she over stepped her bounds by interrupting him during the conversation! Excuse the intelligent lawyer in her!

This power couple dynamic can change the standard by which we choose a mate!

THE BLACK PANTHER has changed the game forever!

Just say "NO" to women who can't fly, create cyclones or lead high profile super teams!

JUST KIDDING!

But what do you think of this as far as reality is concerned?




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General Discussion / DEAR REGGIE!
« on: January 15, 2009, 09:16:45 pm »
What did you do with that cell phone I gave you in SAN DIEGO at THE COMICON when you were at the podium just before showing THE BLACK PANTHER ANIMATION?

I hope you did the super hero thang and turned it in instead of making long distance calls to NEW ZEALAND!

Did anyone claim it?

or...

Who did you call first?

LOL! ;)

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Hard Choices / Re: Grey Goose or Hennessy
« on: January 15, 2009, 09:11:43 pm »
I'm calling you guys a cab!

GIMME THE CAR KEYS!

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