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Hard Choices / Re: Apollonia or Vanity?
« on: January 15, 2009, 09:10:27 pm »
Now that VANITY is a preacher it just doesn't seem right to pick her!

But since this is a hypothetical situation I have to go with VANITY!

APPOLLONIA just did not have the overall personality that VANITY had!

VANITY seemed more like a people person which also reflects in her ministry!

Since my mother and my wife are heavy on the GOSPEL MUSIC she would be the more natural fit!

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Black Panther / Re: PREDATOR OR PREY?
« on: January 15, 2009, 02:05:57 pm »
THE BLACK PANTHER don't need no stinkin' team!

He goes for solo!

Until STORM shows up and bails him out of some madness that his ego has gotten him into!

Us married folks know that all too well!


ORORO: "Where were you last night?"

T'CHALLA: "HUNTING!"

ORORO: "Hunting what?"

T'CHALLA: "Actually... I was the one being hunted!"

ORORO: "By whom?"

T'CHALLA: "An invisible alien from outer space that wanted to make me into a trophy!"

ORORO: "O-KAAAY!"

T'CHALLA: "Don't look at me like that! With all that goes on in "THE MARVEL UNIVERSE" I should at least be given the benefit of the doubt!"

ORORO: "I wasn't saying anything! If you say you are seeing invisible aliens that want to hunt you I have no reason not to believe you!"

T'CHALLA: "FINE!"

ORORO: "Did you have breakfast this morning?"

T'CHALLA: "What is that suppose to mean?"

ORORO: "I'm just saying! After being pursued by invisible aliens that seek to make you a trophy I thought you might be hungry!"

T'CHALLA: "ORORO!"

ORORO: "WHAT? Your STORM GODDESS QUEEN is not allowed to have a sense of humor?"

(T'CHALLA clasps her in a warm embrace!)

T'CHALLA: "You can be so cute sometimes!"

(STORM embraces him in return!)

ORORO: "I KNOW! That's why you married me!"

MEANWHILE!

Camouflaged figures watch in infra red at the couple sharing a quiet moment together and mimic their voice patterns!

PREDATOR 1: "HUNTING WHAT?"

PREDATOR 2: "ORORO!"

PREDATOR 3: "YOU CAN BE SO CUTE SOMETIMES!"

PREDATOR 4: "I KNOW! THAT'S WHY YOU MARRIED ME!"

PREDATOR 5 preps the alien queen for infestation of WAKANDA!




OK... LUKE CAGE and BLADE can happen to show up because in some convoluted comic book way they just happen to be in the neighborhood of WAKANDA probably on a fishing or camping trip!

CAGE is too tough to be harmed but BLADE being one of the undead can be impregnated by an ALIEN face hugger and survive giving birth to a DAYWALKING VAMPIRE/ALIEN HYBRID THINGY!

(You may have noticed... FLEX HECTIC has issues! Where are my MEDS?")

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Hard Choices / Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« on: January 15, 2009, 01:21:56 pm »
How about the JOHNNY DEPP movie OOMPA LOOMPAS?

They were kind of heavy with the BASS on the new updated remixes!

Not as racist as the first version but more modern in that TIM BURTON "I'VE BEEN SMOKIN THAT DESIGNER WEED" way! LOL!





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Black Panther / Re: PREDATOR OR PREY?
« on: January 14, 2009, 07:40:48 pm »
If THE PREDATOR kills someone like KILLMONGER then this should be a ONE SHOT story where even THE MAN APE gets skinned and hung out to dry!

Since this is not in the main continuity then perhaps one of THE DORA MILAJE gets an ALIEN face hugger implantation that endangers the whole existence of WAKANDA itself!

This could all be one big bowl of science fictional fun where BP and STORM are all that remain standing in the heart of AFRICA!

EPIC I TELL YOU... EPIC!

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Hard Choices / Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« on: January 14, 2009, 04:08:50 pm »
OOMPA LOOMPAS are more adapt at FREESTYLING so if a rap battle cipher formed then they can match wits with whoever in an 8 MILE kind of way!

The problem with them is so many of us have poor diets already and all they make is sugar loaded candy!

I bet DOROTHY could have gotten a well cooked meal from the MUNCHKINS if she didn't rush off down the yellow brick road so soon!

Deep down I think DOROTHY was stuck up and thought she was better than "THE LITTLE PEOPLE" and did not want to associate with them so she left as soon as she could! (Just a thought!)

She did not ask THE WIZARD to hook them up now that they were free from an evil dictator that her house fell on! She was quick to help the SCARECROW, THE TINMAN and THE LION because they were all sweatin' her and would do whatever she asked... DRAMA QUEEN!

I just want to know how much WILLY WONKA paid off THE BOARD OF HEALTH not to shut down his unsanitary CHOCOLATE FACTORY! (just another thought!)

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Black Panther / Re: PREDATOR OR PREY?
« on: January 14, 2009, 03:53:58 pm »
PREDATORS hunt up to the level of their prey!

If you use a weapon then they use theirs!

If you use hand to hand they take off their mask and drop them FIFTH WARD BEEZ on you!

I don't know what their answer is for a tornado or drastic changes in the weather though!

But for intimacy sake we may want to limit this to PREDATOR vs PANTHER because most PREDATORS are hunting for sport and not necessarily for WAR!

To gain the skull of the most prized adversary would give any PREDATOR bragging rights through out the entire galaxy!

HOWEVER... returning to the the PREDATOR home world with your skull on your own trophy mantle and a clear message that WAKANDA hunting grounds are off limits to any invaders would be quite a revelation!


The visitor from another world takes off his infra-red sight helmet and tosses it to the ground and it lands with a soft thud! T'CHALLA beholds a face that sports wide flaring mandibles and features resembling that of a females... well let's just say that this thing was of no beauty by human standards!

T'CHALLA: "You are one ugly mo... "

The creature bellows a roar that fills the jungle of WAKANDA with an echo that sends birds to the air and herds of four legged beasts fleeing!

ORORO: "GODDESS! That sound!"

The queen rises to her feet and looks over the palace balcony with a troubled concern in her gut! The winds speak to her in a voice of dread and fear!

ORORO: "Where is my husband?"


SOOOO... I say this would be a chance to showcase THE BLACK PANTHER using his own stealth technology along with panther blades and a little mixed martial arts against the best PREDATOR hunter ever!

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Hard Choices / OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« on: January 14, 2009, 02:01:03 pm »
PROS and CONS!

Both can sing songs at a moments notice!

Both are loyal and hard working!

The OOMPA LOOMPAS grew up hard being prey to WHANGDOODLES, SNOZWANGERS and VERMICIOUS KNIDS before WILLY WONKA gave them below slave wages at his CHOCOLATE FACTORY!

The MUNCHKINS grew up hard under a WICKED WITCH that oppressed them until DOROTHY'S house fell on her and left them in less than a THIRD WORLD condition without their main DICTATOR to tell them what to do!

You are going to get DISSED either way hanging with them so which one of these are you rolling to the party with and why!

This also includes hanging out on the corner, Bar Mitzvahs, ball games and all other social gatherings!

KILLING YOURSELF IS NOT AN OPTION!

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Black Panther / Re: PREDATOR OR PREY?
« on: January 13, 2009, 07:00:01 pm »
Their are PREDATORS of different caliber!

ARNOLD won by default after taking a major butt kicking!

This could be a PREDATOR that knows who he is hunting and has prepared for the challenge unlike them scrubs in the first ALIEN vs PREDATOR that got taken out way too soon!

He heard from the PREDATOR sitting next to the PREDATOR sitting next to the PREDATOR that WAKANDA had the ultimate hunting ground!

Maybe he found that ship full of dead SKRULLS warning him not to invade WAKANDA and decided to press his luck!

If he lost then he does have the option to trigger his nuke and blow up WAKANDA!

BUT... what if he rolled "DRIVE BY" deep with a team of PREDATORS that also planted ALIEN eggs all over WAKANDA?

STORM has dealt with THE BROOD but not ALIEN HYBRID PANTHERS!

So THE BLACK PANTHER would have to save WAKANDA from embryo infestations and soldiers hanging skinned alive from trees!

That requires a whole lot of fighting and master planning!


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Black Panther / PREDATOR OR PREY?
« on: January 13, 2009, 06:20:34 pm »
The BLACK PANTHER has been summoned to the depths of his own jungle to investigate a series of killings!

Upon arrival to the scene he finds that someone or something has been hunting his pet BLACK PANTHERS slaughtering them and hanging them skinless from the trees!

This unholy offense against the PANTHER CLAN cannot go unpunished!

T'CHALLA dons his traditional ceremonial PANTHER warrior gear and goes on the hunt for an adversary that seems to leave no visible traces or patterns of evidence to his/her or its' whereabouts!

As the mighty king ventures further into the darkness of his own domain his heightened senses inform him that he is now the one being hunted!

Three laser dots appear on the breast plate of his vibranium weave armor just above his beating heart!

MARVEL COMICS best hand to hand combat fighter looks up just as his adversary unveils himself from a light bending invisible cloaking camouflage!

Hunting season in WAKANDA has just begun!


PREDATOR VS BLACK PANTHER!



(If BATMAN and SUPERMAN can fight the PREDATOR why not BLACK PANTHER and STORM?)





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