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General Discussion / The Shark That Ate East Boogie!
« on: September 30, 2013, 01:47:09 pm »
While Black Panther and Namor have their aquatic beef I have been working on this Zbrush digital sculpt among others for the Flex Hectic animation!

This is an earlier sculpt but lately it looks a bit better in it's near final stages and seems to take well to the Lightwave import despite the software crashes!

I have not decided if I will use it for the initial launch because the Flex Hectic main character animation is looking even better and way more epic!

It was sad to hear about Hudlin getting chewed up in the Mississippi River but we will pour out a little liquor and carry on as he would have wanted us to... We will miss you Reg CHOMP!!! ;)

Education / Re: 20 Things Boys Can Do to Become Men
« on: September 30, 2013, 08:19:42 am »
I have an idea...

How about spending all that energy talking to really athletic young black boys about attending FAMU to play for their football team in the future!

Once again they got beatdown by a superior Ohio State football team with much superior black athletes!

Ohio State's backup black quarterback set a 6 touchdown record in the first half alone and did not even start the next game as the regular quarterback returned from the injury list!

What this tells me is that FAMU cannot even get a star black quarterback that rides the bench on another team to attend their school and play often even as he sits on the bench now as a senior watching the other guy play more than he does!

He would rather spend four years at a predominantly white university holding a clipboard making signals from the sidelines waiting for the starter to get hurt than put up Air Mcnair type numbers at FAMU... What's wrong with this picture!

This is either a "The Rich Get Richer" problem or a lack of focus on historically black schools that used to send more people to the NFL in the past according to the book Forty Million Dollar Slaves!

Perhaps Kareem should be hired as the head athletic director to help recruit for the FAMU basketball team to get things rolling because it has a been a good minute since an HBCU had a top recruiting class in some sport other than the marching band or the step show!

What's missing is not trying to appease young boys about their lifestyles and acceptance to fit in but about standing up strong in the face of adversity and becoming that super hero that they need to be which goes beyond seeking other people's approval about who they are!

Set your own path if you believe you were born different then be different and stop waiting for everyone or anyone to validate you if that is who you are... If it is truly natural then one should act natural about it!

You get no respect on any level until you earn it legitimately no matter where you come from... This includes men, women, children, blacks, whites, LGBT's or significant others!

My wife grew up in Apartheid, South Africa during rioting and dangerous protests not this small time workplace discrimination where someone gave you the evil eye and you curled up in a ball and ate yourself to obesity for lack of self esteem...

Right now there are potential All American black athletes between the ages of 1 and 10 waiting for a full ride 4 year scholarship to some school to play ball I suggest you get on the phone and help your alma mater out in recruiting instead of talking mess on the last a few websites that allow your vulgarity to be on play in Dolby Surround sound 3D!

Don't act like you have me on ignore all day you know you set the mode to lurk to see what's up with Flex all slick like... Call my son he has almost all A's freshman (2 classes B+ pending) year and has a nasty crossover dribble for FAMU basketball convince him before Stanford or Harvard calls via Hudlin!!!

Kareem: "Salaam Alaikum!"

Flex: "Jabbar? What's up legend?"

Kareem: "I'm calling on behalf of UCLA basketball. I hear your son has game and an awesome academic record. If he goes here he will be close to home and you can see him play."

Flex: "That's great... We are also considering other schools like Princeton, Northwestern and FAMU!"

Kareem: (click)

Flex: "Kareem you still there... HELLO?"

Education / Re: 20 Things Boys Can Do to Become Men
« on: September 29, 2013, 12:59:27 pm »
Or you can do the Malcolm X thang and say only what you want to say at whatever particular time you want to say it and become a black history legend!

Malcolm was hardly cordial most of the time and stepped on toes as often as he chose to long before this "Politically Correct" era!

I think they wrote books and made a movie about his audacity way before President Obama was elected and years later he might out rank Obama in social impact when full evaluations are given by independent parties!

Now let's talk about talking to "ALL" the children of the world because some of them kiddeez are Skinheads in training and Al Queda wanna bes'!

What you really mean is select children classified as some form of "Minority" by you because I would find it hard to believe you are addressing privileged white children unless you have game like that!

Be honest... There are kids somewhere that most of us won't even bother speaking to and have not even tried to schedule such meetings GTFOOHWTS! ;D

The whole Black Panther/Storm concept exposes how many of us feel racially here anyway... Check your past posts people who you really are is found right up in between the wordings!


With that said I have compiled a list of children that are long overdue for your great big sermon on the mount...

1. Isreali Children... Don't let antisemitism get in the way of your speaking to the future of Middle East relations you down low Farrakhan followers you! ::)

2. Rich Pretty White Children... Get your Beverly Hills 90210 on and talk to them spoiled rotten brats they need guidance too before they fire your kids who will no doubt work for their inherited company!!

3. White Militia Mountain Children... Might as well get an early start on the race war relations before they gets to shooting colored folks at random when they grow up so extend an olive branch if you dare!

4. Radical Muslim Terrorists in Training Children... I am anxious to hear how you circumvent there wanting to strap dynamite to their chest and blow you and themselves up in mid speech!

5. Christian Children... Since you don't even go to church in the first place now would be a good time to attend and share your views with the biblically correct!

6. Fanbratti Children... Put your anger over the "Annulment of The Century" aside and address the fanboy raised younglings to help offset the lagging comic sales of black super heroes because the few thousand black fans aint cutting it by no measure of the imagination!

7. Chinese Children... It looks like they will be owning most of the planet soon including Africa so put your Bruce Lee t-shirt on and get your resume ready if you want to eat later in this century!

8. Gangsta (C)rap Children... The blatant neglect shown by black folks over the strip club music era has cost us worldwide credibility as we sing and dance along to arguably the most crappy time in music history which according to a thread in this very forum many of us support vehemently!

9. Black Militant Children... How many passes can you give some of our black leaders who are sometimes way too out there in speech and tone but get mad at every white person that slips the tongue every now and then!

10. Thug Children... No offense to anyone here but American Gangster shows are infatuation with the crime culture even to the demise of our fledgling super hero culture so we as a people have a lot of work to do rather than worry about what the leading scorer in NBA history does in faith!


(I owe Marvell a couple of coins for that)

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Education / Re: 20 Things Boys Can Do to Become Men
« on: September 27, 2013, 08:14:15 pm »
21. TROLL til the wheels fall off.

Education / Re: 20 Things Boys Can Do to Become Men
« on: September 27, 2013, 07:27:00 am »
2. Stand up for yourself and your beliefs.

In The News / Re: Sex while driving on the freeway!
« on: September 24, 2013, 03:25:33 pm »
Michael is a pervert... Now I have proof! ;D

At least they weren't Texting while driving!

I never knew how many sexual connotations there were in this song until now...

Latest Flicks / Re: Star Trek Into Darkness Review
« on: September 20, 2013, 04:50:22 pm »
Star Wars Ride or Die... I got your Wrath of Khan right here Beyotches what!!! :-X

In The News / Re: Ex-NFL player reacts to 300 kids trashing his house
« on: September 19, 2013, 12:16:07 pm »
What really should have happened... Tricks in the plural sense of course!!!

« on: September 17, 2013, 06:50:27 am »

General Discussion / Re: I Love Your Smile Redux
« on: September 11, 2013, 09:11:19 am »
That's a paid actress... Hollywood smoke and mirrors digitally enhanced computer graphics! ;)

Notice how she is not wearing any standard issue comic book references... She thinks she better than us with her African bourgeois self! ;D

She is a 2 time aerobics champ in South Africa and a licensed occupational therapist just in case I dislocate my arm fighting super villains in my late night primary colored super hero gig!

But I love her smile even though she dissed our misbehaving son just moments before this photo was taken by a stranger so he was a tad bit salty right there!

People often wonder what's the difference between African women and African American women and I say it's just a few cultural differences like language barriers and such but a black mom is a black mom anywhere when their child is not acting right... Gospel... Church!!!

She is just like my mother except with an African accent and a Wakandan swagger!

General Discussion / Re: I Love Your Smile Redux
« on: September 10, 2013, 01:34:12 pm »
This is me, wifey and son at that great big ditch called the Grand Canyon a few years ago... One of us is smirking, one of us is smiling and one of us is ice grilling!

At least Marvel and DC were well represented... I also wore my Hudlin signed Black Panther t-shirt on the first day there so Wakanda did in fact have boots on the ground checking to see if vibranium fragments had somehow caused the canyon 10,000 years ago!

Books / Re: China Safari: on the Trail of Beijing's Expansion in Africa
« on: September 10, 2013, 01:14:28 pm »
I remember being invited (Through my wife who is South African) to a convention in Chicago hosted by many African dignitaries.

Jesse Jackson was also to speak there but we left early because my friend John K. (Ren and Stimpy beyotches) was in town doing an animation showing.

I remember speaker after speaker commenting on the Chinese investments/invasions and going hard on that topic... I mean hard!

The conflict seemed to be around the intentions of China and whether Africans should take the initiative themselves.

I always felt that Africa should have multiple super powers on the continent similar to Wakanda that had major influence on the various regions that did not have to compromise to outsiders.

At some point when I am rich and famous I expect to be a keynote speaker and then the international drama will start.

President Obama: "Uh FLEX... Come holla at me a second!"

Flex Hectic: "C'mon Big Prezzy you know I was just playing right!"

President Obama: "Your suggestions will destabilize whole regions at a time! Gimme your passport... I'll just hold onto this for a good minute until you settle down there!"

Flex Hectic: "Why you blocking Barry... Let a player play!"

President Obama: "You will also need to turn that costume over to the State Department!"

Flex Hectic: "Not my Black Panther feet pajamas! It's only a ceremonious suit it don't mean nothing!"

President Obama: "You wanna unzip the onsie or should I have the Secret Service do it for you!"

Flex Hectic: "Let me at least keep the cape and the bright panther medallion bling!"

President Obama: "You can keep the Kimoyo Card and that's it!"

(Shuri Text: Where U at Big Daddy?)

President Obama: "Who is that text from? Gimme the Kimoyo Card!"

Flex Hectic: "DAYUM!!!"

Hudlin TV / Re: Black Cable Television
« on: September 10, 2013, 12:49:09 pm »
Redjack this better not be some booty butt clapping videos or something like that...

Latest Flicks / Re: Movie Crossovers That MUST Happen
« on: September 09, 2013, 09:45:02 pm »
House Party/Boomerang... Just because!

Harry Potter/Lord of The Rings... Let's see if them kids from Hogwarts can step their game up to real wizards in a real war!

Flash Gordon/Buck Rogers... This actually sounds more like a porn movie showdown!

Godzilla/Transformers... Just to see the wholesale property damage!

Latest Flicks / Re: DJANGO UNCHAINED
« on: September 05, 2013, 05:37:57 pm »
So basically you would not have said this...

Hudlin: "I would like to thank that TROLL Flex Hectic on my forum who brings a whole bunch stuff nobody understands or comprehends but himself... Even though he is OUT THERE sometimes he drives me to be the best that I can be! Thank you Flex Hectic for everything... Big Ups East Boogie Representing!!!"

(Credits start rolling to cue you to cut it short...)

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