Gruesome Threesome

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Dude came and went at the same time!

Cop dies during 3-way sex; widow wins $3M lawsuit

By Douglas Stanglin, USA TODAY

Hotlanta, GA - A jury has awarded a Georgia woman $3 million over her husband's heart attack, finding that his doctor should have warned the Atlanta cop against strenuous activity like the three-way sex he was having at the time he died, WXIA-TV reports.

William Martinez, a 31-year-old Atlanta police officer, collapsed and died while he and a male friend were having sex with a woman who was not his wife at an Atlanta airport motel in 2009.



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...and here are the jokes in the comments section of that article:


Kenneth Conner
"He may have also died in the line of fire, depending on where the other guys was at the time."


Eric Brook
"This cop was a sword fighter!"


Ray Savellano
"Do not cross the streams. That would be very bad."


Patrick Milligan
"Maybe a threesome is more exciting......then donuts and coffee"


Sara Rose
"The police officer may have had sex, but it's the doctor who got ______."

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There's plenty more where that came from:


John Thomas
"What the heck, Dick Cheney has a bad hart and he screwed pretty much all of America....Didn't kill him!"



Bob Frederickson
"If he had died while being "strenuous" with his wife, would she have copped to murder charges?"



Gary Smith
"If you got to go, can you think of a better way? Oh yeah....two women and one man would be better."



Eagle Rock
"Dunkin Donuts should have been listed as co-defendant!"



Michael Vechell
"Would the widow still have gotten the 3m if she was one of the ones in the 3 way?"



Damian Hart
"Heart attack during three-way sex? Amateur."


Carl Bloecher
"Too much coffee and too many donuts."


Richard Babbitt
"I will bet he died with a smile on his face !"


Kenneth Conner
"He died with his boots (& spurs) on."



Lori Manning
"Welcome to America!"



Michael Kays
"3 ways" are so 80's"



Steve Shoda
"Too many donuts."



Bob Frederickson
"sounds like someone came into a lot of money...."


Mary Pavkovich
"They were shake downing a prostitute"


Paul Hafner
"Uh-oh, my wife is already on the phone with a lawyer. I wonder what's going on?"



Kevin P Kenna
"At least he didnt get burned by a hot coffee cup from McDonald's."


Randy Castro
"Just goes to show you, 3 strikes and you're OUT!"


BL StClair
"How can this type of sex be any more strenuous to him than regular sex. It was 2 guys and 1 girl....not him and 2 girls, which would make more sense and be a heckava lot more strenuous. If your gonna die during sex it should be from trying to pleasure 2 girls like a real man."



Jacqueline Stone
"Just imagine - the doctor says to a patient "oh, by the way - don't have any three-ways"



Carrie-Steve Berdrow
"I would never cheat on my wife...ever...but if I were single...I would want to die this way!!! Hell yes I would."


Mindy Gilmore
"Sounds like a frivolous lawsuit... for frivolous sex!"



Robert Everhart
"I wonder if he died a happy man?"


Paul L. Munoz
"In other words, the guy engaged in the personal definition of a "triangle offense" before the wife formed a "square" defense in getting the money until she lived happily ever after for self-support."


Adam Cauble
"Two wieners in one bun..."


Dave Valant
"Reminds me of the old joke of the guy who went in for a heart checkup. His buddy says 'What did the doctor say?' The guy says 'The doctor said I am to avoid getting overly excited, so I'm only supposed to have sex with my wife'."


Peter Schildhause
"As a physician, I will have to now advise all my patients to avoid sex!"


Kenn Tomasch
"Doc, can I still have sex?" "Yes, but only with your wife, we don't want you to get too excited."

[Curtis Metcalf]

Now that's a happy ending...
<-ducks and dashes out of the room->