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Offline Reginald Hudlin

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« on: February 24, 2013, 09:44:50 am »

> > > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
> > >
> > > 1. Feed him
> > > 2. Sleep with him
> > > 3. Leave him with peace
> > > 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
> > > 5. Don't bother him with his
> > > movements
> > > So whats so hard about that
> > > ?
> > >
> > > HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
> > >
> > > It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
> > > woman happy, a man only needs
> > > to be:
> > >
> > > 1. a friend
> > > 2. a companion
> > > 3. a lover
> > > 4. a brother
> > > 5. a father
> > > 6. a master
> > > 7. a chef
> > > 8. an electrician
> > > 9. a plumber
> > > 10. a mechanic
> > > 11. a carpenter
> > > 12. a decorator
> > > 13. a stylist
> > > 14. a sexologist
> > > 15. a gynecologist
> > > 16. a psychologist
> > > 17. a pest exterminator
> > > 18. a psychiatrist
> > > 19. a healer
> > > 20. a good listener
> > > 21. an organizer
> > > 22. a good father
> > > 23. very clean
> > > 24. sympathetic
> > > 25. athletic
> > > 26. warm
> > > 27. attentive
> > > 28. gallant
> > > 29. intelligent
> > > 30. funny
> > > 31. creative
> > > 32. tender
> > > 33. strong
> > > 34. understanding
> > > 35. tolerant
> > > 36. prudent
> > > 37. ambitious
> > > 38. capable
> > > 39. courageous
> > > 40. determined
> > > 41. true
> > > 42. dependable
> > > 43. passionate
> > >
> > > WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> > > 44. give her compliments
> > > regularly
> > > 45. Go shopping with her
> > > 46. be honest
> > > 47. be very rich
> > > 48. not stress her out
> > > 49. not look at other girls
> > > AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
> > > MUST ALSO:
> > > 50. give her lots of attention
> > > 51. give her lots of time,
> > > especially time for herself
> > > 52. give her lots of space, never
> > > worrying about where she goes.
> > >
> > > BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
> > > IMPORTANT
> > > 53. never forget
> > > *birthdays
> > > *anniversaries
> > > *valentine
> > > *arrangements she makes.

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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2013, 02:36:24 pm »
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BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
 53. never forget
 *birthdays
 *anniversaries
 *valentine
 *arrangements she makes.




Arghh-h...!

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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2013, 03:11:39 pm »
I think #1(friendship) is the most important.  relationships are supposed  to be rooted in genuine friendship. How does a person treat their friends?

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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2013, 07:35:42 pm »

> > > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
> > >
> > > 1. Feed him
> > > 2. Sleep with him
> > > 3. Leave him with peace
> > > 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
> > > 5. Don't bother him with his
> > > movements
> > > So whats so hard about that
> > > ?

Nothing, except I don't cook like your mom while looking like Beyonce and f*cking like a porn star while simultaneously being a virgin. Oh, and you're free to check my phone because there ain't sh*t in it. Too bad we can't say the same about y'all.

And for the last time, I was at Crystal's house!!!!
« Last Edit: February 26, 2013, 07:40:03 pm by Maxine Shaw »
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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2013, 11:36:07 pm »

> > > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
> > >
> > > 1. Feed him
> > > 2. Sleep with him
> > > 3. Leave him with peace
> > > 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
> > > 5. Don't bother him with his
> > > movements
> > > So whats so hard about that
> > > ?

Nothing, except I don't cook like your mom while looking like Beyonce and f*cking like a porn star while simultaneously being a virgin. Oh, and you're free to check my phone because there ain't sh*t in it. Too bad we can't say the same about y'all.

And for the last time, I was at Crystal's house!!!!
See, you had to make up some stuff NOT in the original text to make it even coming close the the demands put on a man.  The virgin thing may be a big deal in the Middle East, but this is America.   

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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2013, 06:36:31 am »
The virgin thing may be a big deal in the Middle East, but this is America.   

Yeah, you're right. Please tell me more about your experiences growing up as a woman in Am...oh.

And I didn't make up a thing. I quote your "joke" verbatim and responded to it.
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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2013, 01:07:13 pm »
The virgin thing may be a big deal in the Middle East, but this is America.   

Yeah, you're right. Please tell me more about your experiences growing up as a woman in Am...oh.

And I didn't make up a thing. I quote your "joke" verbatim and responded to it.
Ooops, my mistake.  I forgot, in male/female relations, the only perspective that matters is a woman's. 

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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2013, 02:56:45 pm »
Ooops, my mistake.  I forgot, in male/female relations, the only perspective that matters is a woman's. 

Try not to do it again. :)
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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2013, 06:00:31 pm »
Okay first off...


The key to a real man's heart is his comic book collection!

A woman should go to the local comic shop every Wednesday, retrieve his designated pull list and then spread them issues strategically over the bedsheets like so!

It's not about a home cooked meal, great sex or keeping the toilet seat up it's about the male power escapism fantasy within the illustrated pages of primary colored panels!

All this Academy Award talk has softened you cats up... I gotta retrain you all again oh well I'm back! ;D

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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2013, 09:20:37 pm »
Welcome back Flex!

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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2013, 09:30:22 pm »
Thanks Reg.


Congrats on all your recent successes.

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niecy nash on relationships
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2013, 04:48:07 pm »
The latest Jet just arrived- the cover feature is an extended interview with Niecy :-*.  Among the gems:

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"I don't claim to be a relationship expert...I just happen to have a lot of experience as a girlfriend, wife... My top three lessons would be: you inevitably attract who you are; you have to learn to date for priority over preference, and if you keep a man's stomach full and his penis empty you won't have a problem."

I almost burst out laughing--  (mad love for niecy by the way..)  :D  Has anyone seen her TV show with Cedric?
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Re: niecy nash on relationships
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2013, 10:33:42 am »
(mad love for niecy by the way..)  :D  Has anyone seen her TV show with Cedric?




She has a new show out there with Cedric the Entertainer?

Niecy is fun to listen to.  :) 

Would love to see her host another female stand-up comedy show!

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Re: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2013, 03:26:07 pm »
I almost burst out laughing--  (mad love for niecy by the way..)  :D  Has anyone seen her TV show with Cedric?

The Soul Man? It's still on? Looord, that show was awful.
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