Majestic and Flex Team-Up !!!In an attempt to counter the new wave of
misinformation being disseminated over at CBR concerning a story being told in the pages of Captain Marvel; the
Chaos Bringer and the
Point Man find common ground to launch a devastating counter move.
Mr Majestic brings to light the purposeful mining and
deletion of the Black Panther mythos as a planet possibly made of vibranium has been discovered.
The concern being that such a monumental discovery should have occurred in the pages of a Black Panther ongoing series. Flex Hectic’s argument about the Black Panther needing a point man in the offices of Marvel never resonated so loud and clear. The indomitable
Majestic has gone straight to the source in seeking an explanation from the very writer herself. We will keep you updated as more news comes in.
Mama’s baby, Wolvie’s Maybe??? Despite the abominable handling of the marriage (by the X books) and its deplorable resolution (by the X books); both of which had the intent to separate the Black Panther and Storm;
there still persists an almost antagonistic, one might even say sadistic, penchant (by the X books) to somehow keep the two of them yoked; their latest attempt Kymera;
the supposed daughter of an alternate reality Tchalla and Ororo, born somewhen in a dystopian future. Tchallas all over the multiverse however are still awaiting the results of the paternity test. One never knows with the X books. Our fashion editors however loved her hair style.
However here at the offices of the Vibranium Trumpet we like to look at things from both perspectives.
Let’s try to see this from the point of view of the X people, shall we? They’re probably saying, what is the problem? All we did was put Storm back where she belongs.
Now she’s up in the big league, getting her turn at bat, tellin’ her story in her own ongoing and aint nothin’ wrong with that. Much to our chagrin your
negro alpha male got to tap Storm repeatedly. You even got your
black power fantasy marriage… that lasted for years. So why are you guys so irritated? Remember
Doomwar happened on your watch.
So what if Namor got in there too during their marriage! So what if Namor flooded Wakanda! So what if we chose to wipe that
colored minority’s stench from our beloved
fetish by rechristening her in the bedchambers of Wolverine! So the f@#k what! We were good sports about it; after all we did let you keep Storm even when the Black Panther was absent his kingship and working in Hell’s Kitchen.
Hell we even gave you the Wolverine to trounce… sans his healing factor… but still. Finally as another parting gift to display our infinite platitudes,
we of the X books, who do so appreciate haranguing the Black Panther, bestowed a love child, albeit from another timeline, in remembrance of Tchalla and Ororo’s time together. So cheer up we got plenty of great ideas for the Black Panther and a guest appearance in Storm’s new ongoing is guaranteed.
The Incredible, Invincible Storm the Almighty!!! Thief. Goddess. Headmistress. Queen. The X-Man called STORM has always defied a single title. And her desire to better the world has never been limited to only her own kind. On a mission to foster goodwill and safeguard the mutant race's continued existence in her own way, Storm will travel the globe, confronting man and mutant, god and monster and everything inbetween. She will overthrow tyrants, quell tsunamis and strive to see her dream for the world realized. She is STORM, a hero like no other....and the skies will tremble at the sight of their namesake.So states the promo for the new Storm ongoing. This series seems to be removing Ororo from the X-Men enough such that she will have her own base of operations and supporting cast. This is the same thing that could have been done while she was married to Tchalla. In fact a lot of the ground work for such was laid by Hudlin. She had her Kenyan and American families to explore; she could have had the children of the late Black Goliath to nurture and train; not to mention a Dora Milaje or Hatut Zeraze to choose from.
Admittedly while under Hudlin’s pen Storm’s powers were underwhelming as he chose to focus more on the romantic, political and cultural aspects of Ororo and Tchalla’s relationship. As such he colored Storm more in a BETesque, contemporary so called black women’s light. McDuffy too did the same miss step in regards to creative uses for Ororo’s abilities. McDuffy however over compensated with Storm by having her house the consciousness of Eternity; par for the course he did a similar move with the Silver Surfer being arm barred by the Black Panther.
The hype machine behind Storm (Thief. Goddess. Headmistress. Queen.) reminds me of the strategy used in promoting Hudlin’s Black Panther series. Reed’s brain, Tony’s money, Cap’s brawn. Hype is good but understanding and demonstrating the nuances that identify the character’s uniqueness is often where the failing arises.
“And I’m sure I would kick myself and my readers would kick me if I didn’t ask a quick thing about Storm. Which is, maybe not for the entire Marvel Universe yet, but, at least among the X-Men, Storm is kind of their Superman. She’s this leader figure who doesn’t have the baggage of Cyclops or Wolverine. She’s immensely powerful and kind. What do you think are the differences of switching from this kind of metaphorical sun god to this very literal weather goddess and do you think that Storm has any of the issues that Superman has had with being kind of pinned down into these roles?” Pak 
Storm is as much Superman as the Black Panther is the Man Without Fear. All this unnecessary pre-hype as the X books attempt to remain consistent with
the ill conceived notion that Ororo was too powerful to be with Tchalla nonsense. Superman and Batman hung around each other for decades. No rap about Storm’s supposed omega level powers being a source of conflict when she was involved with Wolverine, Namor or Forge; well at least the latter got to spend time with a depowered Ororo.
The editors created a distraction (
she’s too powerful to be with him) to run interference as they slowly deconstructed Tchalla. We don’t know why the Daily Bugle or the ‘Planet continue to print this nonsense but the Vibranium Trumpet sounds the alarm of truth.
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