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Offline Magic Wand

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Hood-Rats Unite!
« on: January 02, 2007, 01:51:15 am »
I think we need a companion thread about our most ghetto characteristic.
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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2007, 05:01:39 am »
love fried chicken, greens and hot sauce.

If I ever get my dodge charger I'm puttin' 20's on the mofo.

I have no reservations sitting on my stoop in yuppie land drinkin' a 40 w/bluezulu.

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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2007, 07:38:09 am »
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*


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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2007, 08:44:03 am »
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*



seriously, you are one pork chop, cobbler eatin' mofo.  Don't even play...  :P ;D

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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2007, 08:45:46 am »
love fried chicken, greens and hot sauce.

If I ever get my dodge charger I'm puttin' 20's on the mofo.

90% of my wardrobe is either Ecko or Nike.

I must admit I love chicken, too.

When my wife and I were deciding on a new family vehicle I stated I didn't care what we got as long as I got to put 22s on it (They spinnin' n***a, they spinnin'!)

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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2007, 09:32:32 am »
my half white-half asian friend in hi skool once told me that he was blacker than i was ... ain't that some shizzle?

i dont think i'm a hood rat.
dont smoke or drink or curse or...

i like to have sex...but since i'm married, it's no longer fornication... and i dont have no babymomma's so that's out.

hmmm.

all i got is chicken... but leave the hot sauce in the bottle.

i say "folk" and "shawty" from time to time ... on purpose.


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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2007, 10:03:10 am »
I thought that Peachez Ghetto Fried Chicken video was funny. 
You like the wing? Yep.  You like the thigh? Yep.  You like the white meat? Yep.  You like leg? Yep.
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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2007, 12:25:06 pm »
I can ball freakishlike

I like fried chicken watermelon and gritz

Orange soda is GODLY

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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2007, 12:26:46 pm »
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*



seriously, you are one pork chop, cobbler eatin' mofo.  Don't even play...  :P ;D

oh dayum if I was still livin at home I woulda been dead by 16 eatin them chops!


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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2007, 12:31:04 pm »
Oh believe me I"m from East Boogie in the fullest. My boss thought I was a funk fakin' Ivy League brotha until one day she heard me at a party in a DEEP conversation with the Torry brothers about snoot and tripe sandwiches

ok ok, I dont think I can get more hood rattier than THAT!  ;D

Snoot and tripe sandwiches, and I thought my dad (RIP) with his deer balls and egg sandwiches was ghetto...thats just country!


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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2007, 01:49:28 pm »
I rock wife beaters and LONG BEACH CITY shirts,love white sports shoes,I'm crazy at almost any sport...ayo Froggy,I'm 5'7" just barely and can DUNK,I'ma show a picture of me doing just that up here one day...been scrappin since BEFORE I left my momma's stomach,90% of the time I'm sweats and a wife beater,and every once in a while I "dress up" to JEANS and a wife-beater...I rap,I dance,I just did a street corner cypher last month...hahaha,some of the gangs around my way (like INSANE CRIPS and ROLLIN 20s) are STILL trying to recruit me,lol...been to the holding cell any number of times,but never because I violated a law,I just been BLACK on the WRONG DAY during GANG SWEEPS and that's all it took.Swear fo GOD that about 1/5 of the hood was in there with me,and we just rapped until it was time for us to leave 3 days later...I listen to hardcore underground hiphop almost exclusively,and I listen to old skool soul,R&B,and jazz at night when I'm going to bed...I have the old skool trenchcoat and Dick Tracy 1930's ganxta fedora my father gave me when it was in style in the 90s and I look damn good in it,lol...I love sex too,I gotta be a nympho...I can C-WALK and B-STEP like a muhfuh,lol...I will engage in a death match with anyone who DARES to TOUCH MY CHICKEN...at one point,I had the dopest and most unique collection of bandannas you ever saw,but my ex and my cuzns straight jacked me for 'em...I have been known to quote SHO NUFF and BRUCE LEROY and CAR WASH and FRIDAY and BOOMERANG during disagreements AND when I'm cosigning with someone...alotta heads swear I'm from the East Coast when I speak English or from Brazil or Puerto Rico when I speak Spanish...love Asian and Latin women,worship sistahs...I still have my Afro pick with the fist (YEAH BOOOOYYYEEEEE I WENT THERE!) even though I'm BALD,lol...I still have my Africa chains and one last Cross Colours jacket...I use 40 oz bottles for target practice.

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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2007, 02:19:34 pm »
..I have been known to quote SHO NUFF and BRUCE LEROY

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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2007, 02:29:42 pm »
I rock wife beaters

Didn’t wife beaters come from the other side of the tracks?
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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2007, 02:33:34 pm »
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*



seriously, you are one pork chop, cobbler eatin' mofo.  Don't even play...  :P ;D

Yep.
Check your cholesterol.
And your blood pressure too.

...and ain't you near'bout thirty still living in yo mama's basement?
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Re: Hood-Rats Unite!
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2007, 04:03:19 pm »
*thinks* Um... *thinks some more*



seriously, you are one pork chop, cobbler eatin' mofo.  Don't even play...  :P ;D

Yep.
Check your cholesterol.
And your blood pressure too.

...and ain't you near'bout thirty still living in yo mama's basement?


No... *glares* I live upstairs.