John Tucker Must Die.. I've got an old classmate by that name.. wish I knew where he was so I could clown him..
Easily solved:
1- Get a phone book;
2- Call every John Tucker in there;
3- When they answer, shout "YOU MUST DIE! HA HAH HAH!"
4- Then ask, "So, what school'd you go to?" If it's not your old school, select the next John Tucker, and repeat steps 3 & 4. If it is the John Tucker you know...;
5- Then ask, "So what about that
John Tucker Must Die film? Pretty funny, eh?"
If you try every John Tucker in the book, without a response, find the phone book for the next state, and repeat.