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WHICH OF THESE WOULD YOU ROLL POSSE DEEP WITH?

OOMPA LOOMPAS
2 (40%)
MUNCHKINS
3 (60%)

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Offline FLEX HECTIC

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OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« on: January 14, 2009, 02:01:03 pm »
PROS and CONS!

Both can sing songs at a moments notice!

Both are loyal and hard working!

The OOMPA LOOMPAS grew up hard being prey to WHANGDOODLES, SNOZWANGERS and VERMICIOUS KNIDS before WILLY WONKA gave them below slave wages at his CHOCOLATE FACTORY!

The MUNCHKINS grew up hard under a WICKED WITCH that oppressed them until DOROTHY'S house fell on her and left them in less than a THIRD WORLD condition without their main DICTATOR to tell them what to do!

You are going to get DISSED either way hanging with them so which one of these are you rolling to the party with and why!

This also includes hanging out on the corner, Bar Mitzvahs, ball games and all other social gatherings!

KILLING YOURSELF IS NOT AN OPTION!

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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 02:17:35 pm »
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The MUNCHKINS grew up hard under a WICKED WITCH that oppressed them until DOROTHY'S house fell on her and left them in less than a THIRD WORLD condition without their main DICTATOR to tell them what to do!

Does that mean that Oz=Haiti? :o

They never covered that one in my lit class. I'd of remembered that.

Now would that make Dorothy and her crew the U.N. preaching self-determination but providing no real assistance?

Inquring minds want to know. ;D

OOMPA LOOPAS because there is something vaguely deviant about them. They've got to know where all the good parties are.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2009, 02:21:26 pm by Vic Vega »

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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 02:35:30 pm »
What, no Doozers?!?


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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 04:08:50 pm »
OOMPA LOOMPAS are more adapt at FREESTYLING so if a rap battle cipher formed then they can match wits with whoever in an 8 MILE kind of way!

The problem with them is so many of us have poor diets already and all they make is sugar loaded candy!

I bet DOROTHY could have gotten a well cooked meal from the MUNCHKINS if she didn't rush off down the yellow brick road so soon!

Deep down I think DOROTHY was stuck up and thought she was better than "THE LITTLE PEOPLE" and did not want to associate with them so she left as soon as she could! (Just a thought!)

She did not ask THE WIZARD to hook them up now that they were free from an evil dictator that her house fell on! She was quick to help the SCARECROW, THE TINMAN and THE LION because they were all sweatin' her and would do whatever she asked... DRAMA QUEEN!

I just want to know how much WILLY WONKA paid off THE BOARD OF HEALTH not to shut down his unsanitary CHOCOLATE FACTORY! (just another thought!)

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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 04:16:20 pm »
I had a nightmare as a child about oompa loompas. Think about it from the mind of a 6 year old. Fast forward 30 something years later, cant remember the rap group name that did the sample and video cover of the oompa loompas but lil blue zulu used to cry his ass off when that video would come on. Funny sh*t I know.

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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2009, 04:28:10 pm »
What, no Doozers?!?

Y'know as big of a Hensen fan as I am, I've never seen a single episode of Fraggle Rock.

I had to Wiki "Doozer".

Now after reading the description of Fraggle Rock i want to catch it on DVD.

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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2009, 09:21:59 am »
1. flex, welcome to the family.
2. flex, are u okay? u on some other ish with this thread topic.
3. vic, u've NEVER seen Fraggle Rock? wooooooooow. 


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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2009, 10:47:43 am »
Munchkins. 

Better song, less racist imagery.

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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2009, 11:02:27 am »
Munchkins. 

Better song, less racist imagery.


wow.. I didn't know the history behind that.. found this online--

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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 11:21:51 am »
the Lollipop Guild rocks!


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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 01:21:56 pm »
How about the JOHNNY DEPP movie OOMPA LOOMPAS?

They were kind of heavy with the BASS on the new updated remixes!

Not as racist as the first version but more modern in that TIM BURTON "I'VE BEEN SMOKIN THAT DESIGNER WEED" way! LOL!





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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2009, 05:24:07 pm »
How about the JOHNNY DEPP movie OOMPA LOOMPAS?

They were kind of heavy with the BASS on the new updated remixes!

Not as racist as the first version but more modern in that TIM BURTON "I'VE BEEN SMOKIN THAT DESIGNER WEED" way! LOL!

Gene Wilder Willy > Johnny Depp Willy

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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2009, 08:00:41 am »
y'all on that stuff.
that's the only way for this thread to be as popular as it is.
the creator is high...and everyone (except me) who posted here are high, too!


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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2009, 09:38:51 am »
Munchkins. 

Better song, less racist imagery.


wow.. I didn't know the history behind that.. found this online--

http://www.roalddahlfans.com/articles/char.php


Man, I am ALWAYS learning stuff on here.

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Re: OOMPA LOOMPAS or MUNCHKINS?
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2009, 12:41:27 pm »
Munchkins. 

Better song, less racist imagery.
Better songs. The Munchkins had mad hits:
1. Ding-ding! The Witch is Dead
2. The Lollipop Guild
3. We Welcome You to Munchkinland
4. Off to See the Wizard
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