PROS and CONS!
Both can sing songs at a moments notice!
Both are loyal and hard working!
The OOMPA LOOMPAS grew up hard being prey to WHANGDOODLES, SNOZWANGERS and VERMICIOUS KNIDS before WILLY WONKA gave them below slave wages at his CHOCOLATE FACTORY!
The MUNCHKINS grew up hard under a WICKED WITCH that oppressed them until DOROTHY'S house fell on her and left them in less than a THIRD WORLD condition without their main DICTATOR to tell them what to do!
You are going to get DISSED either way hanging with them so which one of these are you rolling to the party with and why!
This also includes hanging out on the corner, Bar Mitzvahs, ball games and all other social gatherings!
KILLING YOURSELF IS NOT AN OPTION!