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Offline Sam Wilson

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is mike really william kunstler?
« on: April 01, 2009, 02:37:27 pm »
Seriously. For those of you who ever met mike, you know what he looks like.  Here is a picture of William Kunstler:




Seriously.  Maybe Kunstler is not dead.  Think about it.  They're both lawyers.  Umm.  They're both lawyers.  No really, I understand they're on completely opposite ends of the political spectrum, but seriously.  If you think about it, it's the perfect cover for a dead guy.  In order to escape his enemies, well, going Bizzaro is in fact brilliant.  Anyone else ever consider this? 

Mike? Are you secretly William Kunstler, famed ACLU attorney, defender of the Chicago 7?  It's okay, you can come clean with us...

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Re: is mike really william kunstler?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 10:24:33 pm »
Ohhhh gawwwwd.  You really got my gag reflex going, urh urh urh, urp urp urp ...
                                   it's coming up ... 

                         

    I don't know what was worse, Kunstler's politics or his appearance ...  :P

    Sam Wilson, you make me SOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAD!

   
   
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Re: is mike really william kunstler?
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 06:31:58 am »
The question: is mike really william kunstler?

Answer: Well, he's...
...not exactly as warm and friendly as Grizzly Adams.

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Re: is mike really william kunstler?
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 02:22:38 pm »
holy crap mike, you been working out?  :)

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Re: is mike really william kunstler?
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2009, 10:55:11 pm »
OK, I'll confess.  The paste-on beard is a disguise.

My real name is John Walker.  USAgent, now in semi-retirement.  Probably why you haven't heard much about me over the past few years.  Even after Steve Roger's assassination.  Of course, of those assignments I do pursue, most have been covert, so it is for the best that they have not been publicized, even in kid's comic books (they never get it right anyway).  I do have a project in the works, however, that will become public knowledge soon. 

Please don't tell anyone.   ;) 

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Re: is mike really william kunstler?
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 03:44:23 am »
mike, since you just outed yourself as the super-patriot you just gave up my identity as the black bucky (lemar hoskins for those of you who don't know).  Thanks... :(

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Re: is mike really william kunstler?
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2009, 07:01:06 am »
 ;D