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The Black Panther Theme Song!
« on: April 16, 2009, 09:31:30 pm »
As Bernie Casey said in I'm Gonna Get Ya Sucka every hero needs his own theme music!


Now here is the part where you all officially certify Flex Hectic as the zaniest member of this website.


On other forums in alternate dimensions Flex Hectic engaged in internet rap battles in which he dispatched all comers with a lyrical wit unmatched by lesser mere mortals.


On my website I already have a theme song for my character so I decided that "The Kings Favorite King" (Jack Kirby reference FYI) should have his own theme song.


Try and follow my flow...


If your army shows up in Wakanda you better be ready right
I cause more storms for my foes than on my wedding night
You may plan well but I'm not the one with whom to match wits
I got contingency plans for Doom, Magneto and even Galactus
If you want your army bodied cock and aim with your shotty
I'm The Black Panther that's just a dark leopard minus the spotty
I got gadgets that I carry like a Vibranium laced Blackberry
With detailed files on all the dead villains that we don't bury
Leave your legions barely breathin on the battle field heaving
Leaving one man seething grieving over the badly bleeding
Tell them all this is what happens when you invade Wakanda
You get squeezed tightly like you're making love to an anaconda
Never ever been defeated backed down or forcibly retreated
If you want to get treated here's your head now be seated
From The Red Skull to Skrulls and The Shield battle ship hull
My word is way more than bond if the truth were to be told
If there is a problem then I'm the only one with the answer
I stalk both the jungle and the city for I am The Black Panther!



You can add in your own imaginary music and hopefully there will be a less aggressive song for the kiddeez!


If you asked nicely I may do a solo song for Storm!


Now where are my marbles I seemed to have misplaced them!


My straight jacket has a run in it could you...





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Re: The Black Panther Theme Song!
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 11:33:09 pm »
Storm already has a theme song. Stand down, youngin.

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Re: The Black Panther Theme Song!
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2009, 10:29:35 am »
Ya oughta talk to Vernon Reid about composing something. We always talk about the stuff when Living Colour comes to LA.
He and singer Corey Glover are major comic book geeks.

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Re: The Black Panther Theme Song!
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2009, 11:37:31 am »
Jenn:  I missed your revamp of SINGLE LADIES into the Storm song. Brilliant. 

Pfunkjazz: Vernon's YOHIMBE BROS. album sounds like superhero music to me.  He would be a great candidate.

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Re: The Black Panther Theme Song!
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2009, 01:10:06 pm »
Jenn:  I missed your revamp of SINGLE LADIES into the Storm song. Brilliant. 

Pfunkjazz: Vernon's YOHIMBE BROS. album sounds like superhero music to me.  He would be a great candidate.

Say the word and y'all will be yakkin at each other.

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Re: The Black Panther Theme Song!
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 01:59:52 pm »
WHAT...


No comment on those bars!


I'm an internet LL Cool J gimme my props!


That's it... I'm putting everybody's name in a battle rap!


Here come dat fire!


I'm like a shadow in the dark and all you see is a spark
I come from the underground like a surface breaching shark
Claws at the ready you have to pause because I am deadly
The panther paws is steady you get mauled like a machete
What if a man can withstand the head of the panther clan
Then that very man can stand as the ultimate answer man
But it's hard to stay afoot when you dug up at the root
And buried on a battle field burned down into a pile of soot
Brought back to life by the very panther god himself
Killed once again just to be repackaged on the top shelf
You want to play for keeps then I will keep you in play
I'm the cat you are the mouse now try to creep away
This is not no Tom and Jerry this is bomb and bury
Where mutilated flesh can get so harmed it's scary
I put this whole site on lockdown here's the arraignment
It went from Hudlin to now being FlexHecticEntertainment! ;D



Where are my MEDS I feel "sick" right now!


Reggie... you should have killed me when you had the chance! LOL!


This thread will self destruct in...





BOOM!





So how bout those bars you Hip Hop Heads out there... critique!


I think I'll do a Hail Halle as Storm freestyle just for Jenn! ;)











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Re: The Black Panther Theme Song!
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 04:24:26 pm »
This once is for Jenn now where should I begin
The air is getting thin in the funnel cloud I spin
It's hurricanic more panic than a sinking titanic
Beauty unmatched it got the fanbratti frantic
The mutant mistress of weather induced mayhem
Bringing the Storm from the P.M. to the A.M.
She's electric yet eclectic when she wreck $#!%
She's on some next S#!% some say even Hectic
Winds at her command sometimes for her man
She's got Africa and the whole world in her hand
When she doth blows it aint nothing pornographic
She took you from Aspen to Jamaica like magic
She soars but not with any frequent flier mileage
A nappy white mane when braided is quite stylish
You can name a who's who and keep a gale tally
But nobody will play that role better... Hail Halle!



At some point I may need to invest in an internet kevlar vest because someone may spam me real hard!


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HOLLA...

 

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Re: The Black Panther Theme Song!
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 08:58:14 pm »
Jenn:  I missed your revamp of SINGLE LADIES into the Storm song. Brilliant. 

Pfunkjazz: Vernon's YOHIMBE BROS. album sounds like superhero music to me.  He would be a great candidate.

Say the word and y'all will be yakkin at each other.

I think I have his info but PM it to me.

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Re: The Black Panther Theme Song!
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 09:33:04 am »
Shaddup, Flex.

*flicks a rubber band*

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Re: The Black Panther Theme Song!
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 04:15:20 pm »
I almost forgot...


I need back up vocals and someone to dance on da Bentley while I rap!



Also a good hook wouldn't hurt either!



I'm reppin westside Wakanda way up on yonder
Here's one to ponder me versus the Beyonder
Can just one mortal man make a portal and
Make a big god grovel and then chortle sand
Giggling granules at the thought of what brought
This mismatched battle fought to a sudden halt
How does one overcome such huge obstacles?
By turning the illogical into the most probable
All odds have a number so don't ever slumber
Never be encumbered by the dumb and the dumber
If there is a will there is a way so kill and slay
Or leave them breathing if that's how you feel today
Like Djimon never back down back down the clowns
And if they attack back smack down their frowns
Whoever whenever whatever or even how ever
It is now or never... so just bow down forever!



At this point I am in the jungle taking names of all the foes I have just bodied with my battle raps!


I am the official battle rap contingency plan for Wakanda!


If The Hulk, Spiderman or Doctor Doom comes through Wakanda spitting verses then I am sent into action!


I've got a vibranium microphone and I'm not afraid to use it!


Jack Kirby is breakdancing in his grave not now but... RIGHT NOW!