The Cheetah Woods Mistress Tally

[Jenn]

We should've started this long ago, but there's no time like the present:
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/07/tiger-woods-linked-to-10-women-cori-rist-jamie-jungers/

Less than two weeks after Tiger Woods' Thanksgiving weekend car crash outside his home, 10 women have been alleged to have had affairs with the married golf legend.

Woods may be laying low – even skipping out on his own charity golf tournament this weekend – but it has not slowed the tarnishing of his once spotless public image, as bikini models, pancake house waitresses and reality show contestants come forward to reveal what they say are details of Woods' infidelities.

[Jenn]

TEAM ELLE!!!!! I've never been happier for a white woman in all my life. 
Tiger Woods' wife could receive $300M in divorce settlement

[Vic Vega]

The New York Post has Tiger's Ho count at 9 but the Daily News has the number at seven.

I wonder what the criteria for being an "alleged mistress" is.

What I take away for this is that if you are going to cheat, cheat with an unattractive female like former Mets G.M. Steve Philips.

He got caught out there with a chubby Star Wars fan (the one photo there is of her is with a Stormtrooper and Darth Vader  ) there was no ongoing media play with that story because nobody wants to know about ugly people f*cking.

Tiger’s ho’s are guaranteed front page space since they look the way they do.  

  

[Jenn]

Tiger's going to get McNair'd at this rate. He always seemed like the typical guy who didn't get any play in high school, and is always somewhere complaining about how black women called him Woodchuck when he was a boy and blah blah blah blah.

Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

If you're banging Tiger Woods and you live in a trailer park, I blame you. At LEAST get a place w/o wheels or something.

[Vic Vega]

Tiger's going to get McNair'd at this rate. He always seemed like the typical guy who didn't get any play in high school, and is always somewhere complaining about how black women called him Woodchuck when he was a boy and blah blah blah blah.

Yeah, well if you are going to gain personal vindication thru your broad count at least have the sense not to marry. If the example of Derek Jeter teaches us anything it is that. 

[Reginald Hudlin]

The scariest thing I read is one of these women saying he never used a condom.  I truly pray that is not true. 

[Vic Vega]

The scariest thing I read is one of these women saying he never used a condom.  I truly pray that is not true. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!

See the Stay Off Twitter Thread.

[Jenn]

(in no particular order)

1. Mindy Lawton:


2. Jamie Jungers


3: Cori Rist


4. Holly Sampson


5, 6, & 7. Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs and Kalika Moquin



Apparently, there are three women who either have pride or lack lawyers.

[Vic Vega]

I can see that Jenn is going to post all the pics anyway so I am not going to even try.  

P.S.: Told you.

[Cage]

I feel bad for tiger.................














...........all that creepin and no blanaisan's?  Damn...... 

[Jenn]

I think Tiger went to the R. Kelly School of Aversion.

[Vic Vega]

I think the operative term here is: Laser Like Focus.

I mean, two whole brunettes?

He must've been drunk.

[Jenn]

Tiger's Wood hitting Playgirl?

[Reginald Hudlin]

Ugh, I hate writing about gossip, because we have no idea how much is true in this whole situation....

...but, as this whole thing unfolds, do you all think it would make a difference in the court of public opinion if any of the women were of color?  If all of them were of color?

[Vic Vega]

Ugh, I hate writing about gossip, because we have no idea how much is true in this whole situation....

...but, as this whole thing unfolds, do you all think it would make a difference in the court of public opinion if any of the women were of color?  If all of them were of color?

I honestly don't see how.

This is a man who created the term "Cablasian" after all.

It's not like his tastes are a surprise to anybody.

Had the Thanksgiving Beatdown not happened things might have been different.

Nobody wrings their hands over athelete tomcatting in and of itself. Broads and Booze go along with fame.

Allegedly getting beat up by your wife is where the shock value comes in.

Everything i've seen or read in the tabloids so far has been more of the "How could anybody cheat on that Nordic Goddess" as opposed to the "That's a lousy thing to do to your wife and the mother of your children" .