What are you getting yo momma for "Yo Momma Day'?

[Afro Samurai]

Gonna buy my mom an african statue from the dollar store and give her card with my rap written down on it, which is about how awesome she is.......

What are you going to give to your mom, grandma, female you don't know, etc.?

[Reginald Hudlin]

Damn fine topic thread.  Mommas, wives....how are we handling it?

[DRobinson]

What my wife wants most for Mother's Day is time away from me & the kids.

I booked her into the Ritz Carlton (alone/I hope) so she can read a book, hang by the pool, and sleep without listening for kids in the night and have to fend off my horny ass.

Sounds crazy, but I've done it before and it works!

[Catch22]

I'm keeping with the children's birthstone theme this year.  I gave her an Aquamarine necklace in honor of our first born three years ago.  Last year, I gave her a ring with an Aquamarine and a Garnet for first born and the new addition.  So this year, she gets a pair of Garnet earrings and I'll cook her favorite meal.

[Cheirel]

 LOVE THIS THREAD! FOLKS AROUND ME HAVE TO WORK REAL HARD CUZ ITZ ALSO MY ANNIVERSARY!

[JRCarter]

My oldest brother just got married so he topped any Mother's Day gift I could have planned. 

[Reginald Hudlin]

My oldest brother just got married so he topped any Mother's Day gift I could have planned. 

No doubt. 

Unless it was a double wedding.

[JRCarter]

My oldest brother just got married so he topped any Mother's Day gift I could have planned. 

No doubt. 

Unless it was a double wedding.

It wasn't.