Hood-Rats Unite!

[supreme illuminati]

-I love fried chicken, bbq, greens and mac & cheese, and watermelon, and i like it when it drips from my chin too!
-I love R&B, some rap, and i think i can dance to anything, and i can. old and new dances. I will have a dance off with anyone, young or old, cuz that's me! (lol) Now my nieces ask me at every family gathering, "auntie, you gonna do your dance?"
-Although, i'm professional, lady, 99% of the time, some mofo, will get me to acting a fool. I don't like to go there, but i have and will, with anyone. Growing up with 4 brothers made me tough, if i would fight them, i'd fight anybody. I ain't scared.
-I'm very flexible, and quite the chameleon, able to switch back and between personnas, classes, ethnicity without flinching, so being ghetto when i need to be, or feel like it ain't no problem for me..i can be a sister, and a sista!
-Our family still like to play records, yeah, and sing and dance.
-Even though i got screwdrivers, i will still use a butter knife.
-Can't stand to throw away nothing, including those plastic grocery bags, and yep, i reuse old margarine containers.
-I got a black jesus and mary in figurines and pics.
_I ain't gonna lie...i love all of me.

we love all of you too,lol

[Curtis Metcalf]

Bump

[BarbaraB]

-I think 3-6 mafia deserve their grammy.

- If I eat at your house I'm taking home a plate so you better have some aluminum foil and paper plates.

-If I'm in a black neighborhood looking for something to eat, I will go to the dirtiest place with the sketchiest looking people out front.

-I have about 20 pairs of giant hoop earrings, ranging in size from big to huge.

-I love Maury.

-favorite candy - nowlaters (green, purple, red)

-I just woke up. Its 1:30 pm.

-Its been a long time since I've had name brand cereal.

-I've been known to eat a bag of chips and start on a soda before paying while I shop in the store.

-I think being left in the car while your mom goes in to shop for hours builds character and I will be doing the same to my kids.

-I have a couple airbrushed tees, and I wear them often.

-I understand that fried chicken is just as delicious cold as it is hot.

-My kool-aid (red) is off the chain

-I cuss in front of everyone except my mom.

-I go to the movie theatres in the hood when a scary movie comes out 'cause I love yelling at the screen.

-I have bought jewelry/electronics/musical instruments off of someone in the street.

-If I go to red lobster I'm taking home my extra biscuits in a doggy bag (yes thats ghetto! I used to work there, and don't nobody care about the biscuits like black folk. However, if you hook black people on extra biscuits you get much better tips)

[Catch22]

-I don't just love fried chicken...I think fried chicken is your friend!
-Catfish (See Above)
-Grits (see #1)
-I put water in a ketchup/salad dressing bottle and shook it up to get every last bit out
-I cut open toothpaste tubes to get the residue
-The Apple Jolly Rancher is a staple food
-I once put a bill in my mama name
-I'll fry anything!
-I love Maury, too - Watched it this morning (I was telecommuting) whycum people come on there for the 6 or 7th paternity test.  Just chalk it up to the game..you may as well have the child ask every strange man..."Are you my daddy?"
-I don't own slippers...I wear house shoes!
-My friends call me "Angry Black Man" coz I don't take any mess when we go out. 
-I have asked store managers if "I was gonna hafta snatch them up" to get a desired outcome.


Other than that...I'm the perfect gentleman.

[Mastrmynd]

man... i forgot about this thread.

i am just hear to see babarab claim her hoodrattiness.
this should b funny.

[BarbaraB]

-The Apple Jolly Rancher is a staple food

I had a friend who bit down on one and got his top pointy tooth stuck, and when he tried to open his mouth he pulled his tooth out    bleh

man... i forgot about this thread.

i am just hear to see babarab claim her hoodrattiness.
this should b funny.

It feels good to have a valid Negro card again.

[Jenn]

I thought that Peachez Ghetto Fried Chicken video was funny. 

BOW YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!!!

[Catch22]

-The Apple Jolly Rancher is a staple food

I had a friend who bit down on one and got his top pointy tooth stuck, and when he tried to open his mouth he pulled his tooth out    bleh

That brotha had deeper issues than a Jolly Rancher!  LOL  You gots to have mad skillz to work a jolly rancher!

[Curtis Metcalf]

I thought that Peachez Ghetto Fried Chicken video was funny. 

BOW YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!!!

Naw, the Hood-Rats thread is no place for shame.
"You like the wing? Yep. You like the thigh? Yep. You like the white meat? Yep. You like leg? Yep."

[BarbaraB]

I thought that Peachez Ghetto Fried Chicken video was funny. 

BOW YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!!!

Naw, the Hood-Rats thread is no place for shame.
"You like the wing? Yep. You like the thigh? Yep. You like the white meat? Yep. You like leg? Yep."

The sh*t is catchy.

Has anyone heard the lipgloss song. They're actually playing that sh*t on the radio.

-The Apple Jolly Rancher is a staple food

I had a friend who bit down on one and got his top pointy tooth stuck, and when he tried to open his mouth he pulled his tooth out    bleh

That brotha had deeper issues than a Jolly Rancher!  LOL  You gots to have mad skillz to work a jolly rancher!

LOL you gonna make me go down to the corner store and get a handful of jolly ranchers, along with some bbq chips and a 25 cent juice.

[Catch22]

Cool...since you're going anyway....bring me back a frozen and some pixie stix!

[Magic Wand]

Reboot!

[BmoreAkuma]

Im sorry I just have to do that ROFL

[Afro Samurai]

^Yo that game over beat in that game, sound like some west coast hip hop.

I love fried chicken, hot sauce, used the words: "aint", "naw", "aiight", "mad" as in "alot", love dirty rap songs........that about it.