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Offline Reginald Hudlin

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THE AUDACITY OF HO
« on: January 05, 2011, 11:09:51 pm »
from Gary Hardwick's Notes:

THE AUDACITY OF HO
by Gary Hardwick on Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 9:45am.

In 1939, a twice-married woman from Baltimore who was a Nazi sympathizer carried on a scandalous affair with the King of England. She actually thought they Royal Family would allow her to be the Queen. They didn't and King Phillip abdicated his throne to his stuttering brother. This story became the film The King's Speech. And it reminded me of something from our current life.

Hos got a lot of nerve.

All around us the hos do sh*t and presume to do sh*t that is ri-goddamned-diculous and we've become so used to it that we say nothing, do nothing and silently pray that this isn't the end of the world.

Before you go on, see my excellent blog on the history of hos "Revenge Of The Ho"

Over the years, they have become more outrageous, doing and demanding things that are mind-boggling. Don't know what I'm talkin' 'bout? Well when I drop the "G's" on my verbs, that means I'm about to tell you:

THE AUDACITY OF:

1. Women who make "accidental" porn tapes then come into your home to entertain your daughter.

2. T & A models to read from a teleprompter and call themselves journalists.

3. People on Facebook to put up naked profile pictures then quote the Bible everyday.

4. Ministers who tell you your reward is in this life and NOT in the next.

5. You to believe that sh*t in #4 above.

6. Of someone to register the name "Niggileaks" then ask me to contribute to the site if its made (You can steal the name but you can't steal my wit and didn't you see the copyright on the post?)

7. Of politicians to horse-trade the future of our children.

8. That girl who got 10 plastic surgeries in one day to now complain about it.

9. No-talent reality show tramps to put out products for people to buy. No, I do not wanna smell like "NeNe."

10 Of people to invoke God's power, have babies then put their earthly, selfishness before the child.

 

If you have any examples of audacious ho behavior please list it here. I'd appreciate the humor.



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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2011, 12:21:21 pm »
11) Hugh Hefner's (soon to be) Third Wife

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A thought hit me long ago in the evolution of my perception of the "fair sex": If women are half of the population then they are half of the evil and the last time that I checked women were actually 54% of the population.

Still though the last line from Chris Rock's movie "Good Hair" HAUNTS me: "If a woman is miserable then everyone around her is going to be miserable too".

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I'm just sayin  ::)

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Re: THE AUDACITY OF HO
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2011, 11:11:09 pm »
You pick the Ho

If Kelsey Grammer is still married to his gold digging (alleged) wife how can he have a fiancee with a set wedding date?

And the winning Ho is...