Author Topic: “I have a personal relationship with God”  (Read 1825 times)

Offline Reginald Hudlin

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“I have a personal relationship with God”
« on: July 11, 2011, 01:52:53 pm »
 Charles Nevichi 11:15am Jul 11 

“I have a personal relationship with God”

A phrase common among black Christians when caught doing something they have no business doing (e.g. stealing macaroni from the church kitchen, making a porno with the church’s AV equipment, etc.). Regardless of the offense, said phrase allows the offender to take a complete dump on the Bible in good conscience. By delivering it, the speaker implies having a “direct line” to God, in which God apparently consents to any and all deliberate foolishness so long as permission is asked beforehand, or forgiveness is asked afterward..

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Re: “I have a personal relationship with God”
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2011, 07:47:31 pm »
This is also quite similiar to the phrase Muslims use when refering to God.

A person actions is their personal relationship with God. So if they are not doing the right thing that's between them and God.

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Re: “I have a personal relationship with God”
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2011, 07:17:14 am »
Charles Nevichi 11:15am Jul 11 

“I have a personal relationship with God”

A phrase common among black Christians when caught doing something they have no business doing (e.g. stealing macaroni from the church kitchen, making a porno with the church’s AV equipment, etc.). Regardless of the offense, said phrase allows the offender to take a complete dump on the Bible in good conscience. By delivering it, the speaker implies having a “direct line” to God, in which God apparently consents to any and all deliberate foolishness so long as permission is asked beforehand, or forgiveness is asked afterward..






This is sooo true, it hurts! ;D ;D :D