Hmmm, is there no Daily Bugle in this film?
Blair Underwood would kill as Robertson.
In any case, lotsa blackness breaking out everywhere. I'm sure posters are circling the digital wagons at the onslaught of blackness in their beloved comic characters.
btw, I love how you always respond to news like this by expressing the ideal version of it; it's like a positive pre-visualization to help make it real.