I have stolen about 6 of his aliases, foremost among them being "Phantom Raviolis" followed by "Cocaine biceps".
This guy is beyond hilarious!
Again, give this guy a show or at least a weekly segment somewhre on TV! Never show his face as to maintain the mystery, adorn the set with all the Tony Starks staples, Wallys, wrestling belts, jewelry etc. and let him go.
If you are a young comic and you haven't contacted this guy for material something is wrong.
P.S. You can contact ME for expert comedy material!
P.P.S. If you don't your mother's teeth look like rotten chiclets dipped in Tang!